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Computer Is ShamelessComputer Is Shameless

Computer Is Shameless
Why?

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?

B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But

No
Underwear..?

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..

Wah Wah Wah

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..

Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki,
Ta K Phansi Na Ho;-)

Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:

"Saboot To Utha Loa"

Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han

Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-azam
2. Sikandar-E-azam
aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji azam.

A SciEntiFic Question:

a SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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a: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)

Tongue Twister

Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!

Tongue Twister

Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!

Full Form Of Boys...

Full Form Of Boys...
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K aage... ;->

Kesy hain?

Kesy hain?
Halaat
Waqiat
Mashiyat
Urdu
English
Or
Islamiyat
aap k shehar k wo
Rastay
Galyan
Sarkain
Or
Muhallaat
azeez Rishtedar
Parosi
Puphiyan
Mamun
Chachy
Chotay
Baray
Jawan
Borhay
Bhai
Dost
Yar
Ghamkhuwar
Rafiq
Raqeeb
Or
Wo
Gharib
Bhokay
Or
Khan
Wo Tbligh walay
skool k asatza
Masjid k Molvi Sahiban
Or Un k shagird
Shareef
Bdmash
or
Shetan
Sb theek hen na?
Or koi reh tu nhi gaya?
Sab ko mera Salam dijiye ga.

Or han!
aap kesay ho?
OR sb ghr waly? ;->

Kesy hain?

Tu Khud Ko Beshak

Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar "Jan|X" , , ,

Ma¡N Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi "Bachi"

Ka Number Send Nahi Karun Ga... =P ;->

Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,

Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,

SMS zara naya kia karo

ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo

Hum SMS k KING hy

Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo =P ;->

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