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after "Engagement" Pepole askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi

after Phansi

Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying

"FIaNCEE"
Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"

Lagi Hui Thi,

Romantic Sceen aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad

Daikhain Wo apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
Ek Mota admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?

Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.
Ek Mota admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?

Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.
all Brokers Have Become

" BILL GaTES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
Son: Daadi ap Kya Tv Per aati Hein?

Daadi: Ni Beta

Son:To Phir ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi anay Wali Ha ab Roz Darama Hoga:-)

Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
aap Ki Beti Ya aap Ki Biwi ;->

Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
aap Ki Beti Ya aap Ki Biwi ;->
a Man Was Injected
With a Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why ... ??








Think







Think Harder



















Coz


He Was already
Dead.. ;->
The Poor Wish To Be
Rich ...

The Rich Wish To Be
Happy ...

The Single Wish Ti
Be Married ...

and

The Married Wish To
Be Dead ... ;->
Once There Was a
Hungry Kutta
He Stole a Peice Of
Boti By Chacha Diimu
Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach Ob Th Bridge
Of Naala
He Saw another Kutta
In Water With Boti
His Thoughts Were
Kuttian aali
He Maari Jo Chaal Wich
Tey He Lost His Own
Boti

Moral:
Kuttian aali Socho Gy
Tey Kuttian aali Howay
Gi ... ;->
a health forum
speaker askd: ''Wh8
food causes the most
suffering for years
after eating it?''
after a long silence,
an old man answered:
''a Wedding Cake'' ;->