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N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "Faraz"..

HaaL To MEra b TErE JEsa hE hy "FaraZ" , ,

BuS Farq SirF Itna Hy . .

TuMhaiN apNo0 nE Lota..
HamaiN Ghairon nE Koota... =P ;->
Ek Sheikh Ki Beti Ka Operation Hua
Doctor Ne Kaha Pathri Nikli Hai
Sheikh Bola Lao Mujhay Do
Doctor Ne Kaha Woh Kya Karo Gay
Sheikh Bola Itni Mehngi Mili Hai Bechoon Ga.



















Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.

apko Dhund Ki Wja Se Wrds Nazr Nai a Rahe...

Happy Fog Day
D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra Connection Kis K Sath Hota Hai?

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apko To Pata
Hona Chahiye

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Poket Sayyyyy
Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Jo Biwi apnay Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??



Guess??


Come On Yar?



Sakoon
Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
The most rommantic country of the world..?



guess!




O yes! pakistan u know y?




har raat candle light dinner... =P ;->
(thanks to kesc)
Can u dance?






No...






Sure....







Just try it....







Sure u cant .....





That means u r pappu!!!





Bcoz pappu cant dance ..
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain

aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain

phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Studnt: sir,

asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)
ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBaMa"

Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRaQ Me "OBaMa"



"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJaMa".
Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
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Baby Boys In Blue ... ??
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->
Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It a
Secret ... ;->