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Jhatka kuch is tarah dia sanam ne apni zulfoon ko pappu"


Ikatthi char joein mere daman main aa girin . . . ;->
Ek Pathan apnay Betay K Sath Lakriyan Kaatnay

Jangal Gaya. Wapsi Mein Rasta Bhool Gaya.

Pathan Ghussay Se apne Betay Ko Maarnay Laga

aur Bola: Kambakht Main To Rasta Bhool Gaya Hun,
Tu To Ghar Ja.
Eik bar Eik kaNjos Ne apne Dost kO MaryaL Ghora
Tohfay Mein Dia Magar Wo Ghora Usi Raat Mar gYa.

agLy rOz kaNjoS Ne Dost ko pHonE kia aur Pocha kaHo Ghora kaiSa hai tEz Dorta Hai Na

Dost Tanzia andaz Mein kEhNy LaGa Han itNa tEz Dorta Hai k iS Dunya Se
Us Dunya Pohunch Gaya Hai. . //->
agr aapme Or Gadhe Me English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho Jaye To Kon Jitega?






Jeete Jo Marzi Par ab Ye Baat To Tay Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Ha
Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana.

Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega
In class room 1 boy was praying allah allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray allah allah
Difference Between Pati & Gadha.

aNS:Pati Gadha Ban Sakta Hai,

But Gadha Itna B Gadha Nahi K Pati Bane!!
Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai ambani"ka akhri sapna kya tha


ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya
If U Hve any Problem

Mujhy Batao
I''ll Help U (:


If U Don''t Hve any
Problem !

Tab Bhi
Mujhy Batao





I''ll Create Problem










aakhir Dost Hoty Kis
Liye Hyn ...
I Saw a Dream
Yestrday

-Only U and Me-

We Were Running In a
Garden

Me In The Front and U

Running after Me

&

With d Background Music
Of


VODaFONE ... ;->
Why Do People Say
That
Love Is Like a Butterfly .... ???


























Because
You Need To Keep
Buttering Your Love
Otherwise
It Will Fly ...;->
"aap Ki Kahani
Humarai Zabani"





aap k Paas Dimagh Hy
Chalta Nhi Wo alag
Baat Hy

aap Smart Hyn,
Koi Manta Nhi alag
Baat Hy


aap ameer Hyn,
Kanjus Hyn Wo alag
Baath Hy


aap Shareef Hyn,
Laagte Nhi Wo alag
Baat Hy

aap Paas Cell Fone Hy
Call Nhi Krte alag
Baat Hy

Kafi Izzat Hy aap Ki
Koi Krta Nhi Ye alag
Baat Hy ... ;-