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U r My BEST
SMaRT
CUTE
GENIUS
SWEET
&
INTELIGENT
FRND















NOTE:
all Chahractrs In Dis
Msg r Imaginay
Resemblnce 2
anyone''s Lyf Is Purely
Coincidental
;->
U r My BEST
SMaRT
CUTE
GENIUS
SWEET
&
INTELIGENT
FRND















NOTE:
all Chahractrs In Dis
Msg r Imaginay
Resemblnce 2
anyone''s Lyf Is Purely
Coincidental
;->
Kid 1 :
My Mom Is Having
a New Baby ...




Kid 2 :
Hmmm !
So What''s Wrong With
The Old One ... ? ;->
a Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPaIN:it caught 110,
INDIa:in 15 min machine was stolen
aaya aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah











aaya aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah

















Gaya Bush aaya Obama ... ;->
What Is The Similarity
B/w a Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving and
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???
























Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->
5 Points That Prove
"U r a Normal Student"

1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone

2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
"Kal Se Pakka"

3- U''ve all The Data But
U Work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line

4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds

5- On Each Point U Smiled
Coz Its True ... ;->
Customer Shouted:

"Waiter , Waiter !
There''s a Dead Fly In
My Soup ..."

waiter Replied:

"Oh No !
Who''s Going To Look
after His Family ..." ;->
Where Do Ghosts Go For
Their Holidays ... ?
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They Go To
The Dead Sea ... ;->
Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
at Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
Teacher Female studant Se

Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..

Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..

Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!
5 Signs U Need To Be a Taliban:
1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth
a2. U Own a $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t afford Shoes.
3. U Refine Heroin But Haue a Moral Objection To Beer.
4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof and Suicide.
and Most Significantly !
5. U Wipe Your arse With a Stonee....