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Janab Yaqoob Rasheed Ne Farmaya

K Shawal K Maheeny May

Jo Shaks Kisi Ko 100 Rupay Ka Card

Send Karega Qayamat K Din

Usay Ek Warid Ki Sim Free Milegi
Wife Husband Se Phone Par:

Hamaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua Hai,

aap Jaldi aa Jain.??

Husband: JaN Tension Mat Jo

Jitni Dair Main Ghar aaon Ga

Light Ja Chuki Ho Gi
Patient (Wakeel):Janab ab Main Kya
Kha Sakta Hoon?

Doctor:Meri Fees K

Ilawa Sab Kuch Kha Saktay Hain....>
Oye Jaldi Se Yahan aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya Hai








Yahan Gatter Full Ho Gaya Hai Jaldi aajao Saaf Karna Hai :->
There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...

























It''s called Marriage ... ;->
GOVT KE TaRaF SaY aHaM ILaN

BaLOCHISTaN MaIN EaRTHQUICK KO

MUTaRMa BENZaIR KE KHEDMaTE KaY aTRaF MaIN IS Ka NaME

BENZaIR EaRTHQUICK Ka NaME DE DEYa GaYa HaI

GEO BHUTTO
a Recently Fired
Stock Trader Said ...

"This Is Worse Than
Divorce...
I Have Lost Everything
and
I Still Have My Wife..." ;->
Maine aaj Khwab Mai
aap Ko 1 Naye Rup Me
Dkha

- Jo Har Insaan k Kaam
aane Wala

- Jo Har Kisi Ka Bojh
Uthane Wala

- Jo Har Waqt Maar
Khane Wala










In Shrt
Ek Gadhe K Rup Me Dekha ;->
What Happens
If an axe Falls On Your
Car .... ?

































You Have an ax-i-dent (accident) ... ;->
What Has One Horn
and Gives Milk ... ???


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Its a Milk Truck ... ;->
a Boy Sat On a Train
Chewing Gum & Staring
Vacantly Into Space,
Whn Suddenly an Old Woman
Sitting Opposite Said
''Its No Good You Talking To Me,
Young Man, I''m Stone Deaf'' ;->
The 1st advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is

"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->