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Frnds I''m Collecting
Quaid’s Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
a Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or1000 Rupees Note
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?


Bcoz..


Baba Ramdev Said


"apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"
Scratch & Win ..

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Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->
Log Kehtay Thay K
altaf Bhai agar Kuttay Ko B
Election Larwain Tu Wo B Jeet Jay
Kuch Din Pahle Zardari K
Intekhab Par Ye Baat B Sabit Ho Gai Hy . . . /
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Ikhlaq:
Jis Ki Supply Km Demand Zayada.
admi:
Wo Janwar Jis Ki Khaal Kai Martba Utari Ja Sakti Hai.
Beauty Parlour:
Jahan Creams Se Gussal Dia Jata Hai.
Dopatta:
aj Kal Locket K Tor Per Use Hota Hai..
Darzi:
Jo Sar-E-aam Logon Ki Jaiben Or Galay Katta Hai Or Koi Kuch Nahi Keh Sakta.
Desk:
Students K Bjanay K Kaam aata Hai.
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aj K Dor Ki Halki Phulki Dhamki.
Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
admi Ne andr Se Poch Kon?

Faqeer:allah Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo admi Faqeer Ka Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le Gya,
Or Bola apko Galti Hui Hai.
aLLaH Ka Ghar Ye Hai. . . .
What Did God Say after Creating The First Man In West Indies?

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aila..
Yeh To Jal Gaya!! ;)
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Love Is D Most

Beautiful Thing

In D World 4 U

Until It Happens

To Your Daughter :P
Our Friendship
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Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
END Karne Ko Soch To
Encounter Ho Jayega
Having a Crush Is Like a Cigar..

It Starts Wid Fire..

Continues Wid Smoke..& Dies In ashes But Who Cares?

We R Chain Smokers! ;-)
Bhurape aur Jawani Mein Kia Farq Ha?

Jawani Mein Jaib Mein Larkiyon Ke No aur

aur

Burhape Mein Jaib Mein Doctor K No . . . ;->
Ek Sheikh Doctor K Pass Gya Or Bo|a K Ghar Ja Kr Mareez Check Krnay Kitnay Pesay.
Doctor:300 Rs.
Sheikh:Chlain Doctor Shb.
Ghar Puhanchay To Docor Ne Pocha K Mareez Kahan Hai?
Sheikh: Mareez Koi Nahi Hai,
Taxi Wala 500 Mang Raha Tha,