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Ek Janaza Ja Raha Tha
Bht Log Saath Ja Rahe Thay
1 Sindhi b Janaze k Saath
Mil Gaya
Kisi Ne Kaha
"Kalma-e-Shahadat"
Sindhi Zor Se Bola
"G.a Bhutto" ... ;->
Wife:
Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon,
TaLaaQ Ka Notice Bhej Doongi !!

Husband:
Ja Ja, Meethi Meethi Baatai''n
Ker K Khush Krne Ki Koshish
Mat Ker ... ;->
Research K Mutabiq
Larkia''n Larko''n Se Zyada
Mehanti Hoti Hyn








Kyun k










100 Me Se 10
Larkia''n Naturaly
Khubsurat Hoti Hyn

aur Baqi



apni Mehnat Se ... ;->
Main
agar
Kahon
Tum Sa
Haseen
Kainaat
Main
Nahi
Hy
Koi ...


















Tou Yaar Yaqqen Mat Krna
Insan Pareshani Main
Kuch Ulta Seedha Bol Jata Hy ... ;->
~ a d v i c e ~

" The Way

To Become

Famous Fast

Is To

Throw a Brick

at Someone

Who Is Famous ... " ;->
Pathan Dozhk Se Nkla
Chupke Se Jannat Me
Ghuss Gya
Farishte Ne Pakar K
Bhtt Mara
Pathan Bola: Mt Maro
Hum Janati Hy, Dozhk
Me Srf Gul Khan Ko
Naswar Dene Gya Tha ;->
Farishte Ne Memon Se Puchha,
"Batao Tum Dozakh Me Jana Chaho Ge Ya Jannat Me?"


Memon Ne Chaalaki Se Puchha,
"PEHLE Mere Ko Bata K Kraya Kiska Kam Hai;-D
Journalist: aap Ki aCTIVITIES Kya Hain?

Reema: Hum 2 Behnain aur 3 Bhai Hain

Journalist: Bibi, aap Ki activities Poochhi Hain,

aap K Waalid Ki Nahin!;-)
I Know
U R Sweet
U R Caring
U R artist
U R Kind
U R Intelligent
U R attractive
U R Smart

BUT. .
Thorra aur IMPROVE Karo Tabhi MERE Jaisey Ban Sakte Ho:-
"GaREEB DOST HaKOMaT"

ab aaTa ameer hI NahI Gareebon Ki pUhanch Me Bhi dastiaab hai.
_____
! aa !
!_ta_ !


aata ab Saashay Pack Me Bhi dastiaab hai.
Piaas Lage To Pani Mat Peena " papPu" . . .






Q K Sirf Sprite Bujhaye Piaas Baqi all Bakwaas . . . ;->
BREaKING NEWS

Hukumat ne aiLaan kia hy 2009 - 2010 mE Nae Shadi Shuda Jorey BijLi peda kareige.

Kiun k

Mulk mE BijLi ki kami hai

Bacho ki nahi . . :p ;->