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In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.

Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako

Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar

Ghar Der Se aya Hy
Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!

1 - Science Se Gira arts Me atka

2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara

3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal

4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka

5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye

6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College aana Jana

7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-
Teacher :Do U Know How Titanic Sunk ???


Student: DUBUK

DUBUK


DUBUK


DUBUK


GULUM


GULUL


PICHIK ... ;->
a Public Service Message For U



"Biryani Khaiye

Qabal Is K

aap Ki Biryani Khai Jaye ..."




Message Brought To You By

"STUDENT BIRYaNI" ;->
Zara Sochain ......






aakhir Hum Main Kia
Ghalti Hy k








Hum Par Khuda Ka azad
Ramzan Main Hi Kyun
aata Hy







2005 Main
EaRTHQUaKE







2008 Main
aSIF ZaRDaRI ... ;->
apni Tou Paatshal
Masti Ki Paatshal
Na Koi Likhne Wala
Na Koi Parhne Wala















Ye Sab Tou Theek Hy








Par Pappu Can''t Dance Sala ... ;->
Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa
Tarasha Gora Badan


Boond Boond Pighalta
Shabab

Honto''n Se Laga K Dkho
Kashish Kesi Hy

Kambakht Ye
"VaNILa ICE CREaM"
Cheez Hi aisi Hy .. ;->
Khamosh Palko''n Se Jb aansu Bikhr Jate Hyn

aap Kya Jano aap Ktne Yaad aate Hyn

abhi Bhi Usi Mor Pe Kharey Hyn

Jahan aap Ne Kaha Tehro

Hum Samosey Le Kr aate Hyn .. ;->
There are
3 Kinds Of Men
Who Do Not Understand
Women ...

1 - Young

2 - Old

and

3 - Middle aged ... ;->
The Company Of
Gud Ppl Is Like The Shop
Of Perfume
Wethr U Have Bought
Or Not
U''ll Receive a Lot Of Gud
Fragnance










So Dun Lose Me ... ;->
Jo Shaks Ramzan Mein
Galyo''n Or Raston Se
Guzrte Huey In Kalmat
Ka Wird Kasrat Se Karega
allah Us Ko Maal-a-Maal Kr Dega



















"aLLaH K Naam Pe De De Baba" ;->
FuNnY facT ...

ThE pEoPlE

WhO wanT qUiEt

arE aLwayZ

ThE lOuDeSt

GeTtInG

eVeRyOnE eLsE tO

sHuT uP ...

IsN''t It ... ;->