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Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota
Puchho To

Woh Kaise?

Ldka Ldki Se Kehta

Hello Madam

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PaPPI Ta DO
Height Of Playin Games

a Sardar''s Dead Body Found In a Cupboard

&

al Other Sardars Declard Him

Winner Of Last Year''s

Hide&Seek

Championship!
Teachr: Wat Is Ur Father?

Stdnt : I.C.S. In Summer
&
P.C.S. In Winter.

Tchr: Wats Dat?

S:Ice Cream Seller In Summr
&
Pakoda Chat Seller In Winter
Baap:Beta College Mein Tune Kaun Se 2 Mushkil Kam Sikhe?
Beta:
1Danto Se Beer Ki Botle Kholna.
2 Tez BIKE Me Bhi 1 Tili Se Cigret Jalana
Pta dEcLaReD tHaT sEnDiNg MsJ ab0uT"FaRaZ" Is uNeThIcal & c0nSiDeReD cRiMe.YoUr sIm wiLL b bLokEd iN casE Of vIoLaTi0n.

GeO NeWz



LaMbI LaMbI cHoR k GeO..;->
Jin:
"Kiya Hukam Hy Mere aqa"
aqa:
"Mulk Ka Sara Maal Mere acount Mei Daldo.
Jin:
"aqa Hukam Kare Bakwas Nahi, Mei Jin Hon ZaRDaRI NaHI" ;->
1 angraz Pakistan aaya Urdu Sekhne. Kuch arse Baad Wo Wapas Gaya To Logo Ne Kaha K Kya Sekha?





angraz Bola:

"Bijlee Chale Gaye

Bijlee agai"
VakEeL:

JuDgE saab
Es iNsan Ne apNi B.v ko kTaL kYa
SaalE ko kTaL kYa
kae bEgUnah l0g0 ko kTaL kYa
paiSe kHaE
GuNdagRdI kI
yE pEhLe b JaIl Ja cHuka hai
cCrUpT kamIneY darInDaSiFt iNsan k satH kIa h0na cHaHyE?
JuDgE sHb





Isay pakIstan ka pReSidNt bana d0 . . . ;->
Sadia
3459o62368
Bisma
3325285625
afiya
3333563421
Nadia.
34455o2024
asima
3325560371

Enjoy Kro

Ma aaj SE

"Tableeghi Jamat"

K Sath Ja Raha Hon
I Can''t Msg U Till 2 Weeks.

I''m Goin To USa

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Nothing Speecial. Sala Bush Ne

White House Ka Rent Nahi Diya.

Vasool Karna Hai
Masha allah

aaj Paanchwa Roza Hy
Sehri aur Iftari Me
aur Har Namaz K Baad
Dil Se Dua Karen''n








Ya allah













asif Zardari Ko Benazir Se Milwa De ...
How are You Dear

Kia Ho Raha Hy


Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?


Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?


Maarte Tou Nahi


Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo




25 Rozey Baqu Hyn

Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho

Humain Warghalate Ho



ab Bhugto ... ;->