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How Many Legs Does a Dog Have ...

If You Call The Tail a Leg ... ??





















Four ...

Calling a Tail a Leg Doesn''t Make It a Leg ...

Samjhey Jahil ...
Pathan Ne apne Dost Ko
apna Mobile Dia aur Kaha :

"Kocha ! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms
Send Ker Do , Humara
Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy" ;->
american Bacha: Hum Log Itna ameer Hyn K
Bush B Mere Dad Se Paise Mangta Hy

Pakstani Bacha: Bas, Hum Itne ameer Hyn
K Jhandiyan Bhi aatey Se Chipkate Hyn ... ;->
Salam MerE azEeZ Hum WatnO!!
agaR aPkE pass Ya apkE jannay WalO maiN Koi JOB hO tO mUjhE plEaSe batayeGa!!
MaIn apnI Cv apkO bHej Dunga!!




apka bhai:
*PervEz Musharraf*
K.M. SHaHID Kaun Hai?



















I Swear I Dont Know Who Is K.M. SHaHID.....;-D
a Great Thinker Once Said -

a Man With His Tool In a Woman''s Mouth...
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Can also Be a
D E N T I S T!
a Small advice.
































Dont Press The Mobile Like This.
It Wil Damage Ur Keypad!
agar iNsan Ki RaGo mai KhOoN Ki jaga PetRoL Hota !

aham kHaBrEn :

aj Ek adMi K gOLi LaGi aUr KiSi Ne UsKo HosPiTaL na pHoNcHaYa aUr sab pEtrOL jama karTe RaHe
eK ganJa aDMi aUr eK bOwLeR eK aWaZ sUn K bUhat gUsSa HoTaY HaiN...






socho kya?











NO BaLL !
sTuDeNt:MiSs aP nE kaL MuJhE caLL KyOn Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se?

TeacHeR:Mai Ne To Koi CaLL NaHi Ki

StuDnT:tO pHir mErE mObiLe pE KyOn LiKha Tha 1 MisS caLL
BaCha: YeH TeRa PaKiStan hai ya mEra PaKisTaN hai?
PaPa: bEta na yEh TeRa PaKiStan hai Na yEh MeRa PakiStan hai, yE uS ka PakiStan hai jO SaDDaR-E-pakiStan hai
"Cheechoo Cheechoo Cha Cha...

Mobile Pe Chooha Naacha...

Mobile Nay Toon Toon Bajaya...

Chooha MSG Parhnay aaya..!!"