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Bus Driver Ki Seat K Piche Likha Tha.

Bus Driver Ki Seat K Piche Likha Tha.

agar Khuda Ne Chaha To Manzil Tak Pahucha Dunga,

agar Chuki Nazar To Maa Kasam Khuda Se Hi Mila Dunga.

A Boy Shying 2 Propose

a Boy Shying 2 Propose a Girl, Finally Propozd In a Unique Way:-

"Kya Tum
Tumhari
Chita Ko
aag
Lagane Ka
adhikar
Mujhe
Dogi.

Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.

Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.
Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.

agar Tum Me Dum He To aage Badho aur Dekho Ke Kya He.

Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda

Employee:Boss aap Shaadi-Shuda

Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?

Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle Se

Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki aadat Hoti Hai.

Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda

Employee:Boss aap Shaadi-Shuda

Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?

Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle Se

Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki aadat Hoti Hai.

You Can Impress Everybody By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence And If That''s Not Enough

You Can Impress Everybody

By Your Talent , Looks and Intelligence

and If That''s Not Enough

Tell Them

You are

My Friend ... ;->

It Doesn''t Matter

It

Doesn''t

Matter

How Often

a Married Man Changes His Jobs ... !!!

He Still Ends Up

With The Same Boss ... ;->

Saving Is

Saving

Is

The Best

Thing ...

Specially

When

Your

Parents

Have

Done

It

For

You ... ;->

Programming 2day Is A Race b/w

Programming 2day
Is a Race b/w

Software Engineers Striving

To Build Bigger and Better Idiot-Proof Programs

and

The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger and Better Idiots.

So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->

We Have Been Listening :

We Have Been Listening :

"Practice Males Perfect ... "

But

also That Too :

"Nobody is Perfect ... "

So

"What Is The Point Of Practicing ..." ;->

Wat''s D Best Punishment

Wat''s D Best Punishment U Can Giv 2 a Gal?

Giv New Dress, Jewels, Cosmetics, Etc.
N Lock Her In a Room
.
.
.
.
.
.
Witout a Mirror..

Sun Makes Moon Shine

Sun Makes Moon Shine

Curent Makes Bulbs Shine

Wax Makes Candles Shine But,I''m Realy Confusd

Wat Makes Ur Teeth Shine?

''Harpic''or ''Domex''

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