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What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him after a Long Time????

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Hieeeeeeee !!!
Difference B/W Cinema Theatre & Operation Theatre?


Cinema Theatre : Take Ticket & Go Inside!


Operation Theatre: Go Inside N Take Ticket!
If Some1 asks Me Wat Is Humanity,

I Wud Sit Next To U

Pull U Close To Me

Put My arms around U

and

Say Proudly








LOVING aNIMaLS
That''s Humanity :P ;->
Friends Will Share an Umbrela With You When Its Raining ...

But

Best Friends Will Grab The Umbrella From You

and

Yell

"Run LOSER Run" :->
I Have No Gold To Send U ..

I Have No Diamond To Send U ..

I Have No Credit To Call U ..

I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That






"Chal Bay Nikal" :P ;->
a LawYer

Will dO

anYthInG 2 Win

a CaSe

SomeTimeS

He Will
EvEn tElL ThE TrUth... ;->
By The Time You
Finish Reading This Sms

You''ll Realize
































You Have Wasted Your Time

&

Been Made Fool as Well ... ;->
... Money Talks ...



I Don''t Deny ...



I Heard It ...



When I Took It Out From Pocket ...


It Said Good-Bye ... ;->
L . I . F . E

Is LiKe

BoX oF cHoClatEzZz ...

BiTe InTo EaCh OnE ...

UnTiLl ,

yOu FiNd a nUt YoU |IkE ... [:
Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Jo Naik Ho.

5 Waqt Namaz Prhti Ho.

Parda B Krti Ho.

Rozy B Rkhti Ho

Beta: ammi aap Ne Meri

Shadi Krwani Hy

Ya DaMM Krwana Hai? ;->
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon Wali Larki Ko Kahan Se Bithaya?

Drive: Sir ap Gussa Mt Hon Mai abi Batata Hun

Malik: Koi Zaroorat Nhi Tm Bs Mera Taaruf Krwa Do
1st Dost:
Yaar Main aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat..

2nd Dost:
To Phir Wahan Tha Kya?






1st Dost:
Sirf Pathan Hi Pathan.