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"EK MUSHaRaF KO DEKHa TOU aISa LaGa"
Jesey Khana Kharab
Jesey Total azaab
Jesey aadi Faqeer
Jesey Murda Zameer
Jesey Naasoor Ho Koi Sarrta Hua

Ek MUSHaRaF KO DEKHa TOU aisa Laga,
Jesey Bijli Ki Taar
Jesey Kanjar Ki Dhaar
Jesey Dozakh Ki aag
Jesey Zehrila Naag
Jesey Garmi Ki Dhoop
Jesey Shetan Ka Roop . . .;->
Burusli aur Kawa agar Gana

Gayen To Koun Se Styal Me Gange.




























Socho. . .



































QaWWaLI

§M§ K¡||3r


If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,

Don''t Worry !









































Just Remove The Damn Battery

From The Clock and Enjoy Life .



If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,

Don''t Worry !









































Just Remove The Damn Battery

From The Clock and Enjoy Life .

Mobile & Mobil Oil
Me Kya Same Hai?







Dono Ka Kharcha Insaan Ki Kamar Tor Deta Hai.
aaM khanE sE sEhat achi HotI HaI Faraz . . .




Ye kEh k woH MerI RerHi sE 2 kiLo aaM Le
gaya . . . . .;->
Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, apple Juice Hai

Khan''s Wife: Ek Phone Ker Loon?

Dr: Y?

Wife: Khan Shab Ko Batana Hai K

Urine Bottle Un K Tiffin Me Chali Gae Hai!
Yah SMS Krnay Waloon Ko Kya Ho Gya Hy FaRaZ



Her KUTaY-BILLaY Ky Shair Py Mera Name Laga Datay Hain
Faraz In English Mood

a Lot Of Pottato In a Lot Of Rice FaRaZ...



Served With Ketchup Tastes Very Nice...
Yum Yum
agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae To Kya awaz aati Hai?




Chhirrr
No!



Charrr...
No




Chirrzzz...
Nahi Bhai


Logo Ki awaz aati Hai,

"Shame Shame...;-))
Meri aankhain Us Ko Dhondti Hain "Faraz"



Jis Ne Masjid Se Meri Jooti Uthai Thi..
Technologies Impact:-

Dad Emails :

Dear Son,

How Hv U Been?

Ur Mom & I R Fine.

We Miss U a Lot,

Plz Turnoff Ur PC & Come Downstairs 4 Dinner!