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A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

a Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found a Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RaCE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone an Hour ago ... ;->

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

The Latest New Dance Craze

The Latest New Dance Craze

Is Called

"The Politician"

It''s Two Steps Forward

One Step backward

and Then

a Sidestep ... ;->

Sawan Ki Thandi Raato''n Main

Sawan Ki Thandi Raato''n Main

Rimjhim Kerti Barsato''n Main

Main aksar Socha Kerta Hoon

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Main Kehrey Passay Javaan

Main Manji Kithey Daavan ... ;->

Azadi Moqay Per

azadi Moqay Per
KHaN Sahab Ne pesh Kia Naya Song

Daga Wara Bara Pushta Chusta Pakstan
Daga Barisha Gila Gila Munda Pkistan
Dil Dil Munda Pkstan
Jan Jan Londa-e-Pakistan ... ;->

Faqeer To Memon :

Faqeer To Memon :

allah k Naam Pe Kuch De Do Baba

Memon:

aao Baba , Cycle Pe betho

Round De Deta Hoon ... ;->

Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:

Molvi Was addressing In Masjid:
"Janab aaj kal Cable K Channels Bht Gandey aa Rahe Hyn"

1 Pathan Bola:
Nahi Nahi , Humarey Ghar Tou Bilkul Saaf aa Rahey Hyn
aap Wire Chck Krwao ...

Breaking News ...

Breaking News ...

Islamic Research Se Sabit Hua Hy k

"Murghi Haram Hy"

"agar Chori Ki Ho Tou" ... ;->

Beta :

Beta : Papa aap Ki Love Marriage Hui Thi Na .... ???

Baap : Jee Beta !!! aap Ko Kese Pata ???

Beta: Wo aap Ki Shaadi aur Meri date Of Birth Main
Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hy na ...

Baby Baby , Yes Mama"

"Baby Baby , Yes Mama"
In Punjabi Version ...

"Kakay Kakay
Haan Beybey
Phak Laii Cheeni
Na Beybey
Jhoota Marda
na Beybey
Lawaan Jutti
Na Beybey
Khol Bootha ...

HaHaHa ...

What Will You Find

What Will You Find

inside a Very Clean Nose ... ???

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a Lot Of Finger Prints ... ;->

Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...

Sign Board Outside a Repair Shop ...

"We Can Repair anything ...
Plz Knock Hard On The Door ,
The Bell Doesn''t Work ..." ;->

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