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Theher Jao !

abhi Tumhare ammi abbu Ko

Batata Hoon

Bari Pyar Ki aag Lagi Hui Hai ... ;->
a Modern artist

Is The One

Who Throws Paint On Canvas

Wipes Ir Off With a Cloth

and

Sells That Cloth ... ;->
Pyar Khoobsurat Jazba

Dil Khoobsurat Ghar

Zindagi Khoobsurat Safar

Dosti Khoosurat Rishta

aur aap

In Taman Cheezo''n Pe




Badnuma Daagh ...



Bura Maan Gaye

aray Yaar Daagh Tou ache Hote Hyn ... ;->

1 aadmi Doosre aadmi Se :

"Bhai Ye Khushi Kia Hoti Hy ???"


Doosra aadmi:


"Pata Nahi Bhai Meri Tou Jawani Main Hi shaadi Ho Gayi Thi ..."
a Lawyer


Will Do anything


To Win a Case



Some Times


He Will Even


Tell The Truth … ;->
Pakistan Ka Qaumi Phal
Sabr Ka Phal



Qaumi Libaas
Kala Coat



Qaumi Khel
Muzakarat



Qaumi Dua
Ya allah Light aa Jaye ... ;->
If a Man Smiles all The Time ...




He Is Probably Selling



Something


















That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
If a Man Smiles all The Time ...




He Is Probably Selling



Something


















That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
Teacher To Pathan :

"agar-Batti" Ka Jumla Banao ...

Pathan:

agar Batti Chali Jaye Tou andhera Ho Jata Hy ... ;->
a Gun Can Kill Sum1

Fire an Burn Sum1

Wind Can Chill

anger Can Rage Till
It Tears You apart

But

Power Of Ur Smile Can Heal
a Frozen Heart ..

KeEp iNg
Police Inspector apne Bete Se
"Tumhara Bht Khrab Result aaya Hy
Isliye aaj Se Tmhara Khelna, Bahar Nikalna Band"

Bacha
"Ye 50 Rs Pakren aur Mamla Yahin Khatam Karen" ;->
There Is One Thing That

Both Drunks and Geographers agree Upon ...


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The Earth Spins Round and Round .... ;->