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Pyar Me aur Photograph Me Kia Similarity Hai...?










D0n0 andhere Me Develope H0te Hai ;)
Girlfrnd Ko aisa Kya Gift Dena Chaiye Jo adha Wapas Mil Jaye?


Socho.


Socho.


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Nahi Pata.


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LIPSTICK.
aik aurt Dresing K Liye Dr K Pas Jati Hai,

DR ! Dresing Karte Huay Pochta Hai,

ap Ko Kis Cheez Ne Kata Hai?

Na To Ye Kutte K Kate Ka Nishan Hai Or Na Hi Kisi Dosre Janwar Ka,

aurat !

Ye aurat K Katey Ka Nishan Hai

Jis Ne Mujhe apne

Shuhar K Sath Dekh Lia Tha.1
Batao WIFE, BIWI aur PaTNI Main Kya Farak Hota Hai?

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Socho Socho!

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Koi Farak Nahi Hai. Teeno aik Hi BaLaa K Naam Hai!!!
Hi
agr aap Dunya Mein Kamyabi Hasil Krna Chahty Hyn

Tou

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Tou




Mehnat Kren, Button Dabany Se Kuch Nhi Hota ;->
In
Life


Wen
U
R
alone


When
U
R
Crying


Wen
U
R
Upset


Wen
U
R
Sad


Jus
Make
a Call
2Me




Bcoz
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I
Hav
Incoming FREE.
Chocolaty N Crunchy Outside.....Creamy N Whitish Inside... Guess Wat It Is?






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COCKROaCH!!!!
aya Na Munh Me Pani?
Principal 2 Students:

U People Must Sleep atleast 7 Hours a Day.

Students:

Impossible Sir!

College Is Only For 6 Hours!
Teacher: Did You Father Help

You With Your Homework?


Student: No,


He Did It all By Himself
Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
Why ???



Pata Nhi ??







Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..
Son:I Wana Tel U Something

Father:Its Not Gud 2 Talk When Eating

(aftr Eatng)

Father : Now Tell Me.

Son : There Was a Cockroach In Ur Food
Hi
agr aap Dunya Mein Kamyabi Hasil Krna Chahty Hyn

Tou

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Mehnat Kren, Button Dabany Se Kuch Nhi Hota ;->