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Ek Bar Terrorist

Ek Bar Terrorist

Ne Budhiya Ke Paas

Bomb Rakh Diya.

Log Chillaye

Budhiya Bomb,

Budhiya Bomb

Woh Sharma

Kar Boli-

Woh To Mein Jawani Mein Thi

Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl

Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl
Do Not Ignore!
Dis Is Not a Joke
Its GODS Grace!
after a Month
U Will Receive Sumthing Big
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UR BILL

Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl

Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl
Do Not Ignore!
Dis Is Not a Joke
Its GODS Grace!
after a Month
U Will Receive Sumthing Big
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
UR BILL

I Heard That Good Looks

I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill

So, Please Dont Look at Me

I Dont Wanna See You Die

i Heard That

i Heard That

GOOD Looks

Can Kill ....

So

PlZzZ

avoid Looking at Me

I Don''t Want To

See You Die ... ;->

Dere''s only 1 prfect

Dere''s only 1 prfect CHILD in d world & evry MOTHER has it
Dere''s only 1 prfect WIFE & every NEIGBOR has it
&
Dere''s only 1 Prfect GIRLFRND , Ur BEST FRND has it ;->

Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hain,

Jigar Ma Badi aag Hain,
Toh Dil Me Kya Hain???

Dard-E-Disco ;-)

If i had A Camera..

If i had a Camera..
I Would Snap Ur

Every Moment
Every Smile
Every Memory
& Keep them in my Kitchen
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to Scare Rats n Cockroachs! ;)

Rule The HELL

Rule
The
HELL
Rather
Than
Being
Slave
at
Heaven :-)

In Our Life

In Our Life
Cracks May Come Between Friends..

But
Some Times

Cracks May Come as Friends

Like U.....

Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Barber: Rs 20

Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?

Barber: Rs 10

Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!

Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Barber: Rs 20

Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?

Barber: Rs 10

Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!

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