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MMa Ki Larki aur MQM K Larka

Larka
Mar Jaunga Teri Khatir
G.a Muhajir
G.a Muhajir

Larki
Mjhe B Tjh Se Pyar He
Per amrica Ka Jo Yaar He
Qoum Ka Ghaddar Hai
1 Bar Jaan Mangkar Dekho,
1 Bar Yaad Karke To Dekho,
Bas 1 Bar Pukar Kar To Dekho!!
agar Hum Na aye To Samaj Lena,
HUM aram Kar Rahe Hai...
Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar

Dekha ?



Kitna
''PYaR''-Bhra
Msg Bheja aapKo!

Kisi 0r Ne Kabi Beja Kya
Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar

Dekha ?



Kitna
''PYaR''-Bhra
Msg Bheja aapKo!

Kisi 0r Ne Kabi Beja Kya
Teachr: ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,

Jyada Interesting Ye Hai

Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
Kya Tumhari Tv Chal Rhi Hai?
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Pakad Lo,
Nhi To Bhag Jayegi
Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?

Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He

"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DaWa
Khila Di!!
GoLdEn ThOuGhT fRoM PeTrOlEuM cOmPaNiEs To paKiStanI YoUtHs:











"avOiD gIrLs,SaVe PeTroL"
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye aate Ho?

Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.

Teacher:To Phir Tum

Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?

Stdnt:aaj Vidya Nahi aai Isliye
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye aate Ho?

Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.

Teacher:To Phir Tum

Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?

Stdnt:aaj Vidya Nahi aai Isliye
WIFE-Kyu Ji,Jab B Me aapke
Pas aati Hu To aap Chasma
Pahen Lete Ho?





HUSBaND-Doctor Ne Kaha Hai
Jab SIR-DaRD aaye To
Chasma Pahen Lena!
Next Year Der Will Be Pakistan Premier

League Same as Ipl

Bt Only One Difference Is The



Cheer Girls Will Be Wearing Burkha..;->