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Pathan 100 K Note Pr Likha Hua No. Dial Kr Rha Tha

2nd Pathan: Ye Kr Rahy Ho ?

1st Pathan: Quaid-e-azam Ka Number Dial Kr K Pooch Rha Hoon
Un ka Mobile Kis K Paas Hy ... ;->
Ohh LORD ...

You Were So Generous To Make Such Lovely Things Like Girls ....

Then

Why Did You Have To Make Them In

WIVES ... ;->
K.E.S.C Light Controller

Niyat Krta Hoon Main
2 Ghante Light Le Jane Ki
Wasty apni Hukumat K
Zulm Ghareeb awaam Pr
Haath Mera Switch Ki taraf

Le Phir Gai ... ;->
Yaad-e-Khuda Dilo''n Main Jagat Hy
WaPDa

Khalq-e-Khuda Ko Shab-o-Roz Jagata Hy
WaPDa

Band Ker Nijli Sulagti Doapher Main

Dozak Ka aks Khoob Dikhata Hy
WaPDa .. ;->
True But Funny Fact

a Girl Worries abt Her Future Til
She Gets a Husband
But a Boy Never Worries about His
Future Until He Gets a Wife
Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse

Jyada Kehna Manega,

Usse Hi Me Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi.

Kid: Tab To Yeh Saari Toffee Papa Ko Hi Milengi.....! ;-D
When Ever You are Surrounded By Disappointment and Couldnt Find any Hope Then Remember
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Pio Cocacola aur Karo

Bb R R R R R R R R R R R R R R.
Lala Barhapay Se Bachnay

Ka asan Tareeqa Bata Raha

Hun Kisi Ko Btanam Mat.
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kabi kabi din k waqt so

jaya karo khas tor pe

driving karte waqt...
Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 adMi ko Mar

rahE thE pHr b w0 haNs rHa

tHa frIsHtE na wJa p0cHI to

usNe kHa k "Mai kHudksH haMLa

Mai Mra hu yE sIr

Mera ha 0r JIsM kIsI or ka.
aaj Bohat He Rehmton+Barkton Wali Raat Hy

aaj Raat apna Khas Khiyal Rakhna

Suna Hy Farishty


SHaITaNO Ko Dhond Dhond K PHaINTI Laga Rahy Hain.
So B Carefull.
Paktel K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha agar Tum Meri Larki Ko Pata Lo To apna Naam Badal Dunga

phir Kya Hua?








Paktel Is Now
''ZONG'' ;->
What Foolish Concepts

Society Has ?

If a Watch Goes Bad,

They Say BaND HaI.

and

If a Girl Goes Bad,

They Say CHaLU HaI !!.