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If Somebody
Comes &
Tels U
Tht Ur a Fool
Dont Be angry
Go To Em
Catch Their Ear &
Tel Them.





Plz. DON''T TELL THIS 2 OTHRS:)
Two Birds Sitting On a Tree,

a Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.

The Other Fly away.


Why?



Saala POLICE Ke

Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:)
School Life Is RELIaNCE ''Kar Lo Dunia Muthi Me''

College Life Is aIRTEL ''aisi aazadi Or Kaha''

Married Life Is IDEa ''Jo Badal De aapki
BRUCE LEE Was a Great Man..

But after His Sister Gave Birth To a Baby He Became an Ordinary Man

Why?
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Coz He Became MaMU LEE.
arz Kia Hai :
Inhi Pathron Pay Chal Kr agr a Sako Tu ao ,
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Inhi Pathron Pay Chal Kr agr a Sako Tu ao,
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Ludi Hay Jamalo Pao , Ludi Hey Jamalo Pao;-)
Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15
Din Ki Chuti Kyun Chahye?

Pathan : Sir Hamara Czn Ki Shadi Hai

Malak : Czn Ki Shadi aur 15 Din Chutti Wo Kyun?

Pathan : Wo Hamara Czn Chahti

Hai K Hm Us Ki Shadi

Me Dulhaa Bn K aaaon
Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,
ap Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai K Koi Marr Gaya Hai?

Doctor Ne Jawab Diya...

Mard K Dil Ki Dharkan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Marr Jata Hai

aurat Ki Zubaan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Zinda Nahi Hoti
Teachr : Tumhari Writing
Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi Hai

Student : Sir Is Lye Kyun

K Mere Papa Ki Wish

Hai K Main Doctor Banno.
There are 4 animal

Species a Woman Needs In

Her Life: Jaguar In Her Garage,

Mink In Her Closet,

Tiger In Her Bed!

and Of Course a

Donkey To Pay Her Bills!!
Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar petrol ka kuaan nikal aya marasi boht khush hua

apny bap sy bola aba hun asi apna petrol pump kholan gay

aba khush ho k; Tay oda naa ki rakhan gay putar ?

Marasi; Fakhar sy M.S.O

aba: Eida matlab.. ?







"Marasi State Oil"

Hosh kar Oye :->
ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,

¡nsurance Pol¡cy Se Jina asan Kr Gy¡

ab apn¡ Mrz¡ Se Bdalta Hun Jmhur¡at K Gear,

Yun Lgta Ha¡ Nam Mere Pak¡stan Kr Gy¡
Faqat Is Dar Se Hum Ne Sona Chor Dia FaRaZ,


K Hum So Gay To.











Bijli Chali Jaye Gi.