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Principal: Y R U LaTE?

Ur Classmates Came

2gether On Time.

Student: Sir,

Sheeps always

Come Together.

But Lion always Comes aLONE
If U Need Original Tigers

Nail For Ur Chain Locket

Contact Me Immediately








Bcos M Cuttin

My Nails 2moro.

Booking Close Today
If U Need Original Tigers

Nail For Ur Chain Locket

Contact Me Immediately








Bcos M Cuttin

My Nails 2moro.

Booking Close Today
Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??





2negroes Wearin Black Suit

Standin Infront F a White Wal

N asking 4

a Color Phtograph
Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??





2negroes Wearin Black Suit

Standin Infront F a White Wal

N asking 4

a Color Phtograph
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Full Of Suspense!!
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The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!
Wat Is D Diff B/W

Poison & alcohol?

If U Drink alcohol,

U Will Dance around People,

If U Drink Poison

People Wil Dance around U..!
Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.

I Was In Temple

When a Guy Next

To Me Lite a Cigarete

Frm The arti.

I Was Shocked N

Droped My Beer Bottle
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
Waiter Gives Bill To HaMMaD.

HaMMaD: Take This Card.

Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card

HaMMaD:So What? You Hv Writen aLL CaRD aCCEPTED!