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ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin



Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend aagai Mujko



Shadiya Karo KaSHISH Ki Tarah,

Lambi Umar Ho Baa Ki Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,

aur,

GaDHO,

*Plus Band Karo aur Insaan Bano
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?


Jotashi : Beta, allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?


Jotashi : Beta, allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
Interviewer: To Bataiye PaNI Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?

Santa: PaNI Nai Hoga To Insan

Tairega Kaise?

aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega!!!
a Girl Speaks To a Boy


GIRL : O BHaIJaaN

Please.....

BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai..

Ya To BHaI Bol Ya JaaN Bol..
Wife: "1 More Word Frm U and Im Going Back To My Mothers Place."
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Husband : Taxi
Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar Sabhi Bhag Rahe The
Lakin Mai Nhi Bhaga
Pata Hai Kyu?



Kyoki Maine aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha
Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status

Sardar: Not Current Bill, I asked Mobile Bill
Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status

Sardar: Not Current Bill, I asked Mobile Bill
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Santa: Tipu Sultan''s Skeleton.

Tourist: and Smaller Skeleton Next To It?

Santa: Tipu''s When He Was Child
aankh hee na royee hai dil b terey pyar mein roya, hum nein teri khatir apna chain sakoon b khoya hai,

In other words I have wasted too much time
aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen rukoon gha, jo sach mein mein bata doon gha,




yehi k mein apni gf sey friendship naheen tordna chahta