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Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa Hi Kafi Hy

Tamam Umar e aasra Hi Kafi Hy

Dawat Karo Meri Mgr Takleef Na Krna

Mere Liye Bas PIZZa, ZINGER, BROaST aur COke Hi Kafi Hy ;->
Sardi Ho Gayi Hai?
Haan
Naak Bhi Band Hai?
Haan
Sir Bhi Fat Raha Hai?
Haan Bah Haan!
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To Ye Msg Padna Kya Zaruri Tha.... !!
I Met Money

&

I Said Ur Just a Piece Of Paper,

Money Smiled & Said,

Ofcourse I am a Piece

Of Paper But

I Haven''t Seen

Dust Bin In My Life.
Meri Maut Ke Baad Kasam Hai Tumhe


Meri Kabr Pe Mat aana.

Kyo Ki.


Kyo Ki.


Maine Suna Hai Tum


agarbattiyan Churate Ho..
Once a Few Hairs

Growd On Gandhiji Head

Gandhi Went To Barber

Barber Got angry

N Said

"U Want Me To Cut Or Count

Gandhi Said "Colour It
Bank Manager asks a Lalu In Interview

Manager: Wat Is Cyclone ?

Lalu: It Is The Loan Given By The Bank To Purchase a Cycle
Pehle Ladkiya DUa Kar Ke Soti Theen

Taki Unhe DaR Na Lage!

Magar aaj Kal MaKE-UP

Kar Ke Soti Hain

Taki Dusre Na DaR Jaye.
T-Shirt Line :

I Was Thinking

Of Becoming

a Doctor,

I Have Handwriting For I
Why Is a River Rich?



























































































Bco Z It Has Two Banks!!
What Is The Next Thing

a Man Should Do after

Winning an

argument With His Wife ?
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apologise !!!;)
Who''s Pappu In D Movie

"Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Naa" !?





aditi''s Brother aMIT

Coz Jay Sings Pappu Cant Dance ''SaaLa''

amit Is Jay''s Saala..
Papu Raat Me Bahar Nahi Ghumta Hai

Puchho Puchho..????


are Puchhona..?


are Papu andha Hai

Raat Ko andhere

Me Use Kese Dikhega