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Don''t Marry The Person.
You Want To Live With ...

Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without ...


But

Remember
Whatever You Do


















You Will Regret It Later ... ;->
They Say

One Out Of Every 4
People are Crazy


Think Of Your
3 Closest Friends



If They Seem Normal ,




You are This One .... ;->
Dr 2 Lady: Tou aap Ko Chlne Me Takleef Hoti Hy
Sans Phool Jati Hy , acha Ye Btaiye aap Ki Umr Ktni Hy?
Lady: Is Saal 30 Ki Ho Jaongi
Dr: Mtlb Yaadasht Bhi Khraab Hy ;->
Girlz aur Universitiez Main
Kia Fact Common Hy ???

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apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye
Kahin Na Kahin Chance Ban Hii Jata Hy ... ;->
1 aadmi Ko Darya K Duusri Taraf

aata Piswaney Jana Tha

Tou Batao Wo Kis Terha Jaye Ga ???
































Jahil Soch Kia Rahe Ho

aatey Ko Koi Piswata Hy Kia ??? ;->
I
H a v e
B e e n


W R O N G
a l w a y z


T h a t '' s
W h e n


I
T h i n k
















I
a m
W R O N G .... ;->
Boy:Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Dilaon Ga.

Car Dilaon Ga.Gold Ka Dher Lga Don Ga.

Girl:acha Ye Btao K Sham Ko Park ao Ge

Boy:Han agar Mama Ne

Bus Ka Kiraya Dedia To!
Professional Lover''s:

Hajjaam:
Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din

Doctor:
akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?

Sunyara:
Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota

Wakeel:
Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara

Choki Daar:
Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?

Maali:
Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain

Police:
Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho

Driver:
Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo aa Sako To Sath Do :-)
1 admi Ko Naddi K Us Par Jana Tha.
aata Piswany
To Bataho Wo Kis Tarha Jai Ga.

















Jahel Soch Kya Raha Hai aate Ko Piswate Hai Kya.
aik Bad News..


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aap Kabhi Maa/Baap Nahi Bun Sakte..
Sms Kartay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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Sms Krtay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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Nahi Krtay To"Mukhtaraan Mai" K Bhai Lagtay Ho!!!
Teacher: Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo

Sab Se Zyada Boley Jatey Hain?

Student: Mujhe Nahi Pata.

Teacher: Shabash, Baith Jao..!