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Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..
Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...

Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain

Kam az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...

Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain

Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan

Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut
aap sochte honge ki hamari

aur se aanewale sms ka

silsila kab khatam hoga?

Janab ye to EKTa KaPUR

ke serial jaisa hai.

NEVER ENDing
Who is a psychiatrist?

a person who gives you

an expensive analysis about you,

which ur spouse gives free anywa
ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FaRaZ,


Woh Jis akhbar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi NaaN Lay Gaya . . .
Hazrat alama IQBaL Ny apni

Zindagi K 50 Sal Laga K

Hamari Soi Hoi Qoam Ko Jagaya.
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.
Laikin ab Yeh Kaam

Wapda Waly Hr 50

Mint K Baad Kar Rahy Hain....
Sardarji: Doctor Ji apko Taankay Laganay attay Hay?

Doctor: Haan attay Hay Kaha Laganay Hay?

Sardar: Ye Lo Chappal Pay Laga Do
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Zara Sa Balance Ko Le Ghata.

Me Bhejun SMS Tujh

Ko Meri Jaan Bepanah..
SaChI MuHaBbat BeZuBaN HotI HaI,



Ye To aaNkHoN Se BaYaN HotI HaI,



MuHaBbat MaI DaRd MiLe To Kya Howa,
DaRd k LiyE
2 GoLiPoNsTaN
HoTi HaI.:-P
Karate is a form of martial arts

In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,

Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...
Karate is a form of martial arts

In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,

Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...
Children
are Natural Mimics

Who act Like
Their Parents,

Despite

Every Effort To Teach Them

Good Manners ... ;->
It Is Well Known Saying Dat
"Jo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base"



But The Question Is
"Basne K Bad Kitne Hanse ?"