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a Fool Can ask More

Que Thn Wise Man Can answer

No Wonder So Many

Husbands

R Speechless In Front Of Their WIVES!
Santa: Mene Kal SaNIa MIRZa Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That''s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha





Wrong Number
Mathematics and Women R D 2

Most Complicated Things In Dis World.

But,

Mathematics atleast Has a Logic.
But Girls Dnt Have
agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?


hona kya hai Pakistaniyon ki watt pehley b lagti ab bard jaye ghee aur kya?
agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?


Zardari mujh par qatlana hamla karwa dey kyun k mera pehla order ho ga

"Tamam judge bahal kiye jayein aur har corrupted sey wasooli kar k raqam Pakistan par lagai jaye"
Shaadi K Baad ... !


Pehla Maheena
"FaKHaR Ka"


Doosra Maheena
"JaBaR Ka"

aur

Phir Us K Baad
Sarey Maheeny















"SaBaR K Hotey Hyn" ;->
an accountant

Is a Person

Who Looks at a Girl

Measuring

36-28-36

and

Simply Sayz

"100" ... :p ;->
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just a Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just a Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
Imran Hashmi On Cosmatic Shop :
aik Lips Stick Dein.
Donkandar: Kon Sa Colour ?
Imran : Janab Colour Ko Chore Taste acha Hona Chahiay..;-)
Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Mandarja Zel Hain.
















1.Kachi Pencil Se.

2.Paki Pencil Se.
10,15 Dino Me Logon Ne ahmed Faraz Ko Itna Yad Kya K Wo aLLaH KO Piyare Hogae,

aLLaH PaK Unko Jannat Nasib Kre,

ab Sabse Guzarish Hai K Zardari Ko Yad Karein