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How Are You Dear

How are You Dear

Kia Ho Raha Hy

Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?

Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?

Maarte Tou Nahi

Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo

25 Rozey Baqu Hyn

Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho

Humain Warghalate Ho

ab Bhugto ... ;->

Amazing Newz

amazing Newz

Recent Survey Shows Dat

D Fastest animal On D
Earth Wid a Top Speed
Of 120 Ft/sec Is a
"COW"

Dat Has Been
Dropped Out Of a
Helicopter ;->

Whts The Difference Between Doctors & Lawyers ?? .

Whts The Difference
Between Doctors & Lawyers ??
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The Only Difference
B/w Them

Lawyer Only Robs U
Where as
Doctor Robs U n Kill U
as Well ... ;->

Definition Of A Professor ... !!!

Definition Of a
Professor ... !!!

a Professor Is One
Who Talks In
Someone Else''s Sleep ... ;->

Alwayz Love Wife

alwayz Love Wife
No Life Without Wife
Wife Se Pyar Kro
Waife K Saath Wafdar
aur Imaandar Rao
Ye Mat Socho

"Wife Kis Ki Hy" ... ;->

Farishta Murday Say:

Farishta Murday Say: Main Hisaab Lainay aaya Hun
Murda: ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K
Farishta: Hisaab Shoru
Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai
Farishta: allah Ko Yaad Kiya
Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya
Farishta: Kiya Tum allah Say Dartay Ho
Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya
Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun
Murda: akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...
Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?
Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->

Why Is The Mind

Why Is The Mind Of a Woman Cleaner Than a Man''s?

Because She Keeps Changing It all The Time.

Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati

Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati

To Chocolate Kha Liya Karo !!

aur Ladki Patayi Nahi Jati

To Behan Bana Liya Karo !!

Dhamaka Sale

Dhamaka
Sale

Buy Pakistan Get Kashmir Free!

50% Discount 4

Usa, Saudia & Uk.

Plz Contact asif ali Zardari

Commission 10%

Website!

Www.Zardari-Dallal.Com ;->

AiSi kN sI cHeEz HaI J

aiSi kN sI cHeEz HaI Jo INsan panI MaI kha sakta HaI

SoCho

s0cHo

sIMpLe

JaN|x

GoOata . . . ;->

TeAcHeR:

TeacHeR:
batao saaL MaI kItNe MoSaM HotE HaIn

StUdEnT:
4 MoSaM

TeacHeR:
koN koNsE

StUdEnT
1.HaRtal
2.ElEcTi0n
3.ExamS
4.HaNgamay

Pakistan Dunya Ka Sab

Pakistan Dunya Ka Sab Se Khatam Tareen Mulk Hai.
1)aata Khatam.
2)Bijli Khatam.
3)Cheeni Khatam.
4)Waade Khatam.
5)Ittehad Khatam.
6)Bachiyan 1 Dm Khatam.
7)Banday Mr Mr K Khatam Ya Phr Maar Maar K Khatam.
aur Sab Se Bari Baat....
ab To FaRaZ Bhi Khatam . . . ;->

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