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Wife: Main Jb Pooriyan Banati Hun Toh Phle Poori Kharb Banti Hai.

Pathan: O Kocha Tm Pehla Poori Banaya Hi Na Karo. :-) :-| :-D
Zardari: . . . .

Bachna aey Kamino Lo Main agaya . . .

Ezat Ka Dushman,
Lotero Ka Dost,
apni ada Hai B.B Se Juda . . . :D ;->
1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri To Her Sans Par Ek Insan Marta Hai!

2nd Girl: Yaar Tum acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti ;-)
Suna Hai apki Muskurahat Pe Log Marte Hain..?

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Mujhe Bhi Ek Banda Marwana Hai..
Zaraa Time Nikaal K aana
Oe..Gabbar

Bahar Nikal


Kaha Chipha He Tu..


Or..


Kaha He Tere..


Kalliya-Walliya

Sambha-Vambha


Or Tere...


Msg Wsg..
Think Diffrnt
Do Diffrnt

Make Diffrnt

achieve Diffrnt


Speak Diffrnt

Then Only You Can Get
a Easy Entry To:

-Mental Hospitl
Think Diffrnt
Do Diffrnt

Make Diffrnt

achieve Diffrnt


Speak Diffrnt

Then Only You Can Get
a Easy Entry To:

-Mental Hospitl
Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Matt Batana,

agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->
CIa "Officer 2 Bush: SIr Zameen K Kona Kona Chhan Mara
Samandar Ki Teh Tk Gaey Pr Usama Nai Mila

Bush:Usama Gya Bhaar Ma,

Salon Mujey Batao K Ye Faraz Kon Tha?
Why Did Scientist Install a Knocker On His Door?








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Bcoz
He Wanted 2 Win
No-Bell Prize....!!!
Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
How Do I Know If It Is Pure Honey ?
Seller : Give The Dog Some Honey ..
If The Dog Doesn’t Lick It, It Is Pure Honey
Buyer :What If The Dog Licks It ?
Seller: So It Is Not a Real Dog.
If U R In a War,

Instead Of Throwing a Hand Grenade @ D Enemy, Throw One Of Small Pumpkins.

May B It''ll Make Evry1 Think How Stupid War Is
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While They R Thinkin, U Can Throw a Real Grenade @ Them ... ;->