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bUs Mai Larki ka paoN bUdHe k paoN NeChay ata HaI.
bUdHa: S:orRy

LaRkI: Get Lost!
tHoRi daiR bad uSka paoN aik Larkay k paoN nEeChay ata Hai

Larka: S:orRy

Larki:Its alright

bUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat sI ?? ..'';->''
bUs Mai Larki ka paoN bUdHe k paoN NeChay ata HaI.
bUdHa: S:orRy

LaRkI: Get Lost!
tHoRi daiR bad uSka paoN aik Larkay k paoN nEeChay ata Hai

Larka: S:orRy

Larki:Its alright

bUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat sI ?? ..'';->''
aapki Or apki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar aftari Hy,
Ghar Waley To Mana Kar Rahey They K,
aata, Chawal, G0shat Sub Mehenga Hogaya Hy,
Magar
Meine Kaha K aane Wala apna Rizq 7 Le Kr aata Hy,
Lihaza ap apna aftari Ka Smaan 7 Le Kr aana,
Waise,
Hum Log BIRYaNI Sh0q Sy Khatay Hain
OK
"aana Zar0or"
Nayi-Nayi Shadi Thi
Naya Tha Zamana
Dulha Bechain Tha
Sun-Ne Ko Gana
Dulhan Ne Shuru Kiya
Gana





"Bhaiya Mere Rakhi Ke Bandhan Ko Nibana"
Real Fact Of D Millenium.

"Whnevr U Throw a Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,

It''ll Surely Hit..

a Dog

Or

N ENGINEER." :-)
Real Fact Of D Millenium.

"Whnevr U Throw a Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,

It''ll Surely Hit..

a Dog

Or

N ENGINEER." :-)
Musharaf kay janay kay baad ye dil ki dua hai Faraz...

Zardari ko phanti lagay altaf kay sath
Full Forms
WIFE= Worries Invited For Ever.
LOVER= Loss Of Valuable Energy and Rupees.
FRIEND= First Relationship In Earth That Never Dies
She Broke my Heart..:-(













































I Broke Her BF''S Jaw..;-)
Zardari Celebrating His
Victory Singing ...

"Bachna ae Ghareebo''n
Lo Main aa Gaya
Fasaad Ka aashiq
aman Ka Dushman
apni ada Hy
Bibi Se Juda .. Hey Ho " =D =P
Taecher, Student Se:
Batao Soney aur Laitne Main
Kia Farq Hy ???

Student: Sr, Hum Soney K Liye
Lait Tou Skte Hyn
Lekin
Laitne K Liye So Nahi Sakte ... ;->
"aaj Ki Dua"

ay Mere
allah Pak!!!

aj Mere Voh Tamaam Gunah Muaf

Farma De Jo Meri Duawaon Ki

Qabuliat Me Rukawat Bante Hein!

ameen