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Why Does D Baa Of Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Never Die?

Coz Gods Never Die..
Cnfusd!
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Baa ''Khuda'' Tumhi Ho!!

Munna Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K

Cigarette Ek Tarah Say Slow Poison

Ka Kaam Karta Hai.

Patient : Toh Mujhe Konsa Marnay Ki Jaldi Hai.

Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe

2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...

Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga.

aaj Sunday He..

Koshis To Karo..

Kitne Din Hue Tumhe

Nahaye..

Plzz Meri Khatir
Kum Se Kum aaj To Nahalo

Nahana Buri Baat Nahi

Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas
Nazar ata He

Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas Nazar ata He
Or aye B Q Na Vo Sirf Isi Din To Nahata He

Son: I Don''t Want To Go School Ma!
all The Teachers Think I am Stupid
&
The Kids Hate Me.

Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The

"Principal"

aasmaan Ko
alvida Kese Kaho Ge..?

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TaTa_Sky !

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do about It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do about It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do about It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!

Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar Se Na Nikla Karo "Pappu"

Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar Se Na Nikla Kro
>hamY<

Log Roza Na Tor Dain Eid Ka Chand Samajh Kar.

Shadi Krna Or Krwana IsLaMi FarEza Hai

Main (Shadiaan)
kRta HOn,
Tum
(Meri Shadiaan)
Krwatay jao.

aao MiL K iS IsLaMI FaREzay kO
PoRa kRain

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