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Golden Words.:

" a Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, alcohol,

Is More Safe Then

a Man Who Is Behind a Girl.."
1Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rai Thi,
Jab Uski Dulhan Phero K Waqt Uske Pas

akar Baiti To Wo Bola

Thoda Pas Ho K Baith,

1Sawari aur Bait Skti He.
You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur


"`Loose Motion`"
In akho Se Spne Churaya N Kro

Hmari DOSTI Ko azmya N Kro

Tmare 1sms K Badle 100Cal Krdu

Pr,Shart Y He K
Tm Phone Uthaya N Kro*
Dil CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paaoge


Wah Wah


DIL CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paoge

Q Ki
Dard To Mere SIR Me He..
JaSHN-E-aZaDI MUBaRaK

after 03 Days


,

.
Nhi smjhe?




03 Din Baad aap aZaD Hojayenge



Phr 11 Mahine ki aZaDI

So,

In advance,

"aZaDI MUBaRaK" ;->
Teacher: Hero Bhadur Hota Hai, Heroin

Khubsurat Hoti Hai, Tum Kia Banna Chahtey Ho?

Bhadur Ya Khubsurat?

Student: Dono, Yani..




"Heroinchi"
Warning:

Kamzor Dil K Hazraat Ye Msg Na Parhen>
Ek Princess Elan Krti Hy
''Jo admi 3 Glass Thook Piyega Me Us Se Shadi Krongi''

1 Pathan Bola Me Piyonga
Wo 2 Glass P Kr Ruk Jata Hy
Princess Khti Hy
''Q?

Haar Gaye Kya?''
Pathan Bola
''Nahi..

Balgham Chaba Rha Hoon''


aakh Thoo
Tujh Se B Ziada Teri arzo Ki Ha
Is Trha Se Mene Teri Justoju Ki Ha
Ha BB Mar Gai To Kya Hwa,
Tjhey Paaney K Liey Hi Usey Mot Di Ha.
Frm ZaRDaRI To SHERE ;->
Is Dunya Me 1 ache
Insaan Ka Mlna Ksi
Mojze Se Kam Nhi
1 aisa Insan Jo
Khunsurat Dil aur
Purkashish Shaksiyat
Ka Malik Ho
Islye





















Qadar Kro Meri Zalimo''n ... ;->
1 Tou
Sadar-e-Pakistan
Ban Gaya
Tum Bhi City
Nazim K Liye
apply Kerdo










Bcoz







30 Din Ki Qaid
Tum Bhi Kaat K aane
Wale Ho ... ;->
Some Funny
Signboards ...

@ Pizza Shop
"7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak"

In No-smoking area
"If V c Smoke, V''ll
azume U r On Fire
n Take apropaite
action"

@ Car Dealership
"D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss a Car Payment"

@ Maternity Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ... ;-