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How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?

How about Pillow ?

It Has More Feathers,
Than The Dove

and

It Doesn''t Have That
Dangerous Beak ... ;->
How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?

How about Pillow ?

It Has More Feathers,
Than The Dove

and

It Doesn''t Have That
Dangerous Beak ... ;->
Pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?
TT: 9 Bajy
Pathan: Local?
TT: 1 Bajy
Pathan: Maal gari
TT: 12 Bajy

TT: Mgr jana kahan hy
Pathan: Patri Pe Susu Kerni Hy ;->
Batao France K Log Chai Main

Chammach Dal Kar anti-Clockwise

Q Ghumate Hyn??



Dere''s a Logic



No answer??



I Tell U











Cheeni Milane Krne K Liye.. ;->
Man To Pathan:
Why r U Throwing
Bricks Into The Water ???

Pathan:
Em Trying To Solve a Mystery
The Bricks r
"RECTaNGULaR"
and
The Waves r
"CIRCULaR" ... ;->
a Wedding

Is Just Like

a Funeral

Except That

You Get To

Smell Your

Own Flowers ...
How Can a Father

Make His Daughter

Walk On The Street

Looking Down The Earth??











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Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I asked 1st.
Fact ...

a Lot Of Fellows
Now a Dayz Have

B . a,
B . B . a,
M . B . a,
B . E,
B . S,
Or
P h . D

Unfortunately

They Don'' Have a
J . O . B ... ;->
1st Man:Janab Lagta Hy Menay apka

Chehra Pehlay Bhi Kahin Dekha Hy

2nd Man:ap Ko Glat Fehmi Hui HY Main Hr

Wqt apna Chehra Sath Liay Phrta Hon
Bhutto Marr Gya
Lekin
Zinda Hy Bhutto Zinda Hy
B B Marr Gai
Lekin
Zinda Hy B B Zinda Hy
Ya allah Pp Ko Ek Or Nara ata Farma
Zinda Hy Zardari Zinda Hy
Dosto Me ap Ko Ek Zarori Bat Btana Chahta Ho.
Takey Pchlay Saal Ki Tara
apko afsoos Na Ho
Ramzan aa Chuka He
Jis Ne B Meri aftari Krni He
Mjhy abi Bata De!