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Jo 11 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Sadar-e-Pakistan Hy

Jo 6 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Wazeer-e-azam Pakistan Hy


2 , 4 aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar aaye''n


Mustaqbil Roshan Hy ... ;->
Labo''n Ne aaj Kal
Muskurana Chorh Dia Hy

Khwabo''n Ne Palko''n Pe
aana Chorh Dia Hy

Nhi Khulti Hy aankh
ab Tou Sehri Main

Shayad aap Ne
Dhol Bajana Chorh Dia Hy ;->
Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?

Chor: Ji Nahi, Hujur!

Judge: To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai abhi Bhej Dete Hai..!!
:-/)
Now-a-Days Our "Shoulder angels" are also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One another
K

"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain

Ya Puraney Time Par"
Now-a-Days Our "Shoulder angels" are also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One another
K

"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain

Ya Puraney Time Par"
Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,
aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha!

Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho,

ab Kya aasmaan Me Baithogi?
Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Beta: Padh Rha Hu.

Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho?

Beta: Ji, Film Shole Ki Story
Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha
Clerk : Kya Hua
Offi : Mallika Ka Letter Hai
C : Toh?
O : Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill1 Lac Banaya Hai
aLaMa iQbaL auR BiJli WaLo mai Ek ChEeZ Hi SaMe Hai !
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wO kiYa hai?
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sOcHo
oR SoChO
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NaHi PaTa !
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DoNo LoGoN Ko JaGaNe mai LagE rEhTe HaiN
Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,


Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC . . . /:-)
Q: Why a Person, Living In Lahore

Is Not allowed To

B Buried In Sahiwal?





a: Yar He Is alive N Living.

So Whats The Question Of Burying Him;-<
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHa
Gud News
4 U!

MEGHa- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHa!
I''m Unmarried.

Doctor- Miss MEGHa,
Bad
News
4 U!