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Bv: Shadi K Shuroo K Dino Me

Jb Ma Khana Pkati Thi
To ap Mujy Zyada Khilaty Or Khud Kam.

Lekin ab ap aisa Q Nhi Krty?

Shohar:Q K ab Tmhy Khana Pakana aa Gia Hy
Quaid-E-azam Ko Ulta Kareinge To Kya Hoga....?



Socho Yaar....











Simple Yaar
Unki Topi Gir Jaygi;-)
Teacher: Tm Class Me Ghada Kyn Le aaye?

Studnt: Sir, ap Ne Hi To Bola Tha

K ap Ghade Ko B Insan Bana Dete Ho

So Mai Isi Lye Is K Le aaya Hun. :-D
Which Kind Of Keys Cant Open a Door??





































































a Turkey, Donkey, Or a Monkey :)
Teacher : Hame Gariboon K Sath Hamesha Piyar K Sath Paish ana Chahiye

Kid : acha ab aya Samjh Main !!

Teacher : Kya

Pakistan In 2010 ...

Ek Shaks Chilaya

aa Gai

aa Gai

Light aa Gai ...


Dusra Shaks Kandhe
Pe Haath Rakhty Huey
''''aisa Kch B Nhi , Ye Bas
Tumhara Wehem Hy Bhai'''' ;->
Man Was Complaining 2
a Frnd
''I''d all
Money, a Beautiful House
a Big Car, D Luv Of a Prety
Gal Thn Its all Gone

Frnd: Wht Hapend?

Man: My Wife Found Out ;)
''''MaRRIaGE''''

Is Nature''s Way

Of Preventing

''''PEOPLE''''

From Fighting With

''''STRaNGERS'''' ... ;->
Bartender: I Think
U''ve Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost
My Wife , Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must
Be Hard Losing a Wife
Drunk: It Was almost
Impossible ;->
1friend:
Yaar Mera Mobile Kharaab Hogaya Hai
Koi acha Sa Dentist Batao
2friend: "Dentist Wo Kiu?
1friend:
Yar Mere Mobile Ka Bluetooth Kharab Ho Gya Ha
Cbi Raids In Katrina''s House.

Bathroom - 20 Lacs Cash,Store Room
50 Kg Gold & Bed Room Full Of














My Photos

Sily Grl. . ;-)
Krazy about Me. :-D
1 Pathan Ne 1 Bachi Se Pocha
Beta Kn Se Class Mai Parti Ho ?
Bachi:Kachi Mai

Pathan:Kachi Kon Si Class Hai?
Bachi:Hamre Class Mai Farsh Nahe Hai
Is Lye Hum ausey Kachi Class Bolte
Hai . . . . . ;->