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astronomers Say
"The Universe Is
Finite..."
Which Is a Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things ... ;->
astronomers Say
"The Universe Is
Finite..."
Which Is a Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things ... ;->
Man 1:
"I m alwayz Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Bussiness."

Man 2:
"Why, What Do You Do?"

Man 1:
"I''ve a Company, Make
Tissue Papers ..." ;->
What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car ... ???
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Everyone Knows

"The Mercedes bends" ;->
Why are Elephants
Large, Gray and
Wrinkly... ?












Because












If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''''aspirins" ;->
aj raat 2 bar 11 baje ge or 2 bar 12 kon kehta hai k guzra waqt dobara hath nhi ata arey pakistan mai sab possible hai yar geo zardari
(Shortest Joke)

Fan: Happy Birthday
Meera: Same To You :-D
Kanjoos Baap Bete Se...

Beta Kiya Tm Kuch Parh Rahe Ho?

Beta: Nahi Papa

Kiya Tm Kuch Likh Rahe Ho?

Beta: Nahi Papa Main Kuch Soch Raha Hun

Baap: Toh Phr Ye aienak Utar Do

Tmhri Fazool Kharchi Mje Dobo De Gi . . ;->/-D
a Student attached a 100 Rupee Note
To His Test Paper N Wrote

"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The Paper Checker Sent Him

Rs 81 Back N Wrote

"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"
Situation,

Whn 1 Hr Wi|L Be Back...

1st Frnd:Beth Ja Yaar abhi To 10 Bjay Hain
Ghar Ja Kr Kya Krna Hai?

2nd Frnd:Nahi Yaar Naye To 11 Bjay Hain
Ek Rat Husband Ny Wife Se Pani Manga Or So Gya

Bivi Sari Raat Khari Rahi Subha Hoi

Husband:Tum Sari Raat Yha Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chaye

Wife:Gussy Se Talaq;-)
1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe Thi apne Shoar Se Boli
Dekhye Shayad Ye Samne Ka Shesha Thek Nahe
Laga Howa . . .

Husband : Kyon Koi Gar Bar Hai?

Bivi : Is Mai Peche ane Wali
Gariyan Dekh Pati Ho apna Chehra
Mujhe Dikhai Hi Nahe Deita . . . ;->