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A Boy Wantd 2

a Boy Wantd 2 Know The age Of His Girl Friend.
So He askd
Boy: Dear What''s Ur Birth Date?
Girl:4th Novembr
Boy Which Year
Girl:O JaN EVERY YEaR :P ;->

Bank Main Meyan Biwi

Bank Main Meyan Biwi Ka Joint account Tha
aik Roz Bivi Check Le Kr Ponchi
aur Boli Mai Dus Hazar Ruppe Niklwana
Chahti Ho Lekn Kayal Rahe Jo
Hisa Mere Meyan Ka Hai
aus MaI Se Dejye Ga . . . . . :->

Wo Dekho!

Wo Dekho!

ammi.

abbu.

Bhaiya.

Baji.

Jaldi aao.

amazing...!

Us

Gher

Mein

Light Hai ;->/

A Man Traveling At 190 Km/H

a Man Traveling at 190 Km/H
On Th Highway Ws Stopped By Highway Police.

Man:"Sorry,Officer Was I Driving Too Fast?"
Officer:"No,Sir.U Were Flying Too Slow."

Aik Pathan ghar aaya

aik Pathan ghar aaya to sochne laga ke aaj kya khaas kaam karna tha.

Sochta raha

Sochta raha

Raat 2 baje yaad aaya.
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aaJ TOU JaLDI SONa THa ;->

Memons Background

Memons Background

Garments Market Ka Don Kaun?

Memon
Zubair Motiwala

Capital Market Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
aqeel Karim Dedhi

Chamber Of Commerce Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Siraj Kasim Teli

Karachi Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Farooq Sattar

Underworld Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Dawood Ibrahim

Jiye Mqm
Memon Qoumi Movement.;-)

Why Do All Cricket

Why Do all Cricket Players Wear Same Color Clothes?

Coz Its a Match. Got It Man

Best Punishment

Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..

Giv Him a Mobile With a

Set Of Girls Phone No.''S & Put Him

In a Place Where There''s No Netwrk

A Police Recruit

a Police Recruit Was asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To arrest Ur Own
Mother?"

He Said, "Call For Backup.".

Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?

Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?

Jack-Ever Since My Boss Threatened To Fire Me!

Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!

Kya Waqt aagaya Hai!

Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!

Pata Hai?

Nahi?

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KHUD KUSHI

CAT Mock Anthem

CaT Mock anthem
tara rum pum pum
tara rum pum pum
Kabhi aise number laya karo
Kabhi 0 kabhi 1
Kabhi us se bhi kum
kabhi fail ho jaya karo

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