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Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hy ???






SoChO !








SoChO !










aur SoChO !














Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hyn ! ;->
Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
at Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
Teacher Female studant Se

Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..

Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..

Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!
5 Signs U Need To Be a Taliban:
1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth
a2. U Own a $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t afford Shoes.
3. U Refine Heroin But Haue a Moral Objection To Beer.
4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof and Suicide.
and Most Significantly !
5. U Wipe Your arse With a Stonee....
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

aLLaH K Naam Par De Beta

Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun

Faqeer: aLLaH K Naam Par De Beti

Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai

Faqeer: aLLaH K Naam Par De Nusrat

Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai

Faqeer: aLLaH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
ab Maaf Karo Baba
T h e

D e f i n i t i o n

O f

a

B e a u t i f u l

W o m a n

I s

O n e

W h o

L o v e s

M e ...
Life Is a Card Game


During d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards

&

During 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->
Ko ko ko ko ko




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ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko
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Bas Karo ab
"aaNDa" dy b do,
Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai?

Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai,
Tumhara Dost arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai
Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)
Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke aur Larki Ko
2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.

Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha

Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho
Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera Malik Mujhe

peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /
Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar
Se Ja Raha Tha,
Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K
Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
Main apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,
1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,

Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per