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Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..

Ek Admi Bhagtay Huay Ruk Gya. .

Ek admi Bhagtay Huay Ruk Gya. . . .
Kyun?
Kyun K Us Ka Saans Phool Gya Tha,
Nahi Is Liay Ruka,

Q K Uska Ghar aa Gya Tha..

Itne Kam Kapray Pehan Kf

Boss: Itne Kam Kapray Pehan K
Q aai Ho? aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai.
Girl: Itni Salary Mein Yehi aata Hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss Ko 3 Months Tak Salary Mat Dena

Hamesha Yad Rakho..

Hamesha Yad Rakho..

Hum
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Dunia
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Dosro
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Khidmat
Karne
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Wah!
To Phir Dosre Kia aam Lene aye Hain?(",)

Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .

Your Mark Sheet Has Just arrived .

English 100 - 00

Urdu 100 - 01

Maths 100 - 00

Science 100 - 00

Haramipan 100 - 100

a+ Excellent

Ek Khubsurat Larki

Ek Khubsurat Larki
Bank gai aur
Bank Manager Se Pucha:
"Me Joint-account Kholna
Chahti Hon..."

Manager: "Ye Tou achi Baat
Hy, aap Kis K Sath
Joint-account Kholna
Chahti Hyn ...? "

Larki: "Mujhe Ziada
Nakhry Dikhany Ki
aadat Nhi

Bas

Jis K Paas Bank Balance
Ziaa Ho, Us K Saath Khol
Loongi ..." ;->

Ek Memon Ne Wakeel

Ek Memon Ne Wakeel
Se Mashwara Krne K Baad
20 Rs Diye

Wakeel Ne Pucha:
Ye Mere Secertry k
Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye

Memon Bola:
Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye
Hyn ... ;->

Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki

Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
"Jab B apne Dosto''n Ki
Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B
Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo"

Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha
"ammi agr Me Soch Samajh
K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me
Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->

BREAKING NEWS

BREaKING NEWS

KaRaCHI :
Liyari Me Pichly 10-12 Dino''n
Se Bharpur Jashan Ka Sama
Hy, Logo''n K Khna Hy k
apna Makrani Bhai
U.S.a Ka Sadar Bana Hy.

VaJa OBaMa BaLOCH... ;->

Class Mai Larkon Ki

Class Mai Larkon Ki Shararat Sai Tang
aa Ker Ustaad Ne Inhain Seedha Lait Ker
Cycle Ki Tarah Taangein Chalanay Kai Liye Kaha..
aik Larka Thori Dair Chalanay Kai Baad Ruk Gaya
Ustaad Ne Daanta Tu Us Nai Kaha..

"Sir Mairy Chain Utar Gayi Hai:-(

1 Aurat Ne Bare

1 aurat Ne Bare Fakhar Se Kaha
Kuda Ka Shukar Ha k Is Ne Mujhe
Mard Nahe Banya agr Mard Hoti
Tou Phr Mujhe kisi
aurat Se Shadi Krni Parti.>

Aik Admi Ne Apnay

aik admi Ne apnay Dost Doctor Se Pocha.

''Tum Jis Mareez Ko Bhi Dekhtay Ho
Sub Se Pehlay Ye Hi Pochtay Ho
Ke Raat Ko Tumne Kia Khaya Tha ,
Is Ke Kia Waja Hai?''

Doctor Ne Muskura Ker Jawab Dia,
''Is Say Mareez Ki Mali Hasiat Kay
Baray Ka Pata Chalta Hai.

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