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Uski Yaad Main Khaana Peena Chorr Diya "Pappu" . . . .


Phir Socha


"Khaonga Nahe To ßarra Kaise Hunga. . . . ;->
Sharminda tab nahi hotay


jab Zuban se buri BaaT nikal jaye



aur sharminda ham tab b nahi hotey


jab Dil se kisi ki YaaD nikal jaye



aray Sharmindagi to tab hoti hai hamain


Jab shaadi mein khamoshi ho or Zor se PaaD nikal jaye.
) '' (
/ )..)..poooon..
L_/_/,
aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz

Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro

Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho ager Khoon Ki Kamii

Hafty Me Ek Baar Mohabbat Kia Kro (-;
Larke wale: shadi ki date jald fix kr dain.

Larki wale: nahi abi hamari beti parh rahi hai.

Larke wale: parhai bad me b ho jaye gi, hamara beta
monkey nhi jo ap ki beti ki kitabain phaar de ga. :-D
There are 3 Types of Men:

1. aSIaN: Has 1 Wife, 1 GF But he loves his wife the most.

2. aMERICaN: Has 1 wife, 1 GF But he loves his GF the most.

3. aRaBS: Has 4 wives, 4 GF but he loves his housemaid the most!!!
MaiNe naya MobiLE Liya hy

JiS mE

USB


Infrared


BLuE Tooth


DoubLE CamEra



TouCh SCrEEn



Mp3 PLayEr



2 GB MemOry






KuCh b nhi hy... :p :d :->
what does ILU means?

I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu... tum kya samjhey they...I love ullu..to haan mein tum sey b pyar karta hoon
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Bhaag Gai


Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye


Ek Larki apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad apne Ghar
aa Gai


Ek Larki apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani



El Larki Chhat Se Giri
aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n aai



















EXPRESS NEWS

Har LaRKI Per Nazar ... ;->
Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta Hai Ma andha Ho Gya Hon

Dr. Ny Uski ankhon Ko Check Kia
Or Kha Nahi Beta Tmhari ankhein Tu Theek Hain.

Larka. Tu Phr Newspaper Me
Mujhy Maira Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi aa Rha ?
Nazar Se aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,

Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,

Smjho aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,

Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->
arz kiya Hy Tawajo Fermaen..

Kameez Teri Kali..
Kameez Teri kali..

Wah Wah!

Tay Changa kita Paa Li... :p ;->
Ek Dost Dosre Se: "Yaar Me Peshawar Gaya Udher Na Banda Na Bande Ki Zaat.."

Dosra Dost: "Phir Kya Tha ?"

Pehla Dost: "Bas Jidher Dekho Pathan He Pathan... ;->