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apni Biwi Ko 100% apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai

Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai
Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?


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1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.
Meet In RaJaSTaN,

Love In HINDUSTaN Marrage In DEVaSTaN,

Take Honymoon In aFGaNISTaN,

But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan
aam Zindagi-
Yaar PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej Diya Karo.

MentOs Zindagi-
Oye Bhutnike,Bhikari,Kamine,Haramkhor BalaNce GaYa Tel Lene,Sms bhej.
Baray-e-Meherbani

Is Saal Qurbani
Ki Khaalai''n
Khi Stock Exchange (KSE)
k Fund Main Jama
Kara Ker
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil
Kare''n

Frm
KSE 100 Index
Khaal Committee ;->
Who Let You Get On
The Horse ....
You Witch''s Child ... ???






Can''t Understand ... !!!







Its English Vrsion
Of Song





Tenu Ghori Kinney
Charhaya Bhootni K ;->

If You Love
Someone / Something








Let It Go ...









If It Doesn''t Return ...










Hunt It Down
and
Kill It ...
Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon









Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon










Par Tum Teil Itna Lagati
Hyn K Har Bar Phisal Jata
Hoon ... ;->
american Police chOR pakrnay k Liay Soonghnay wallay kuTTay rakhtay hain,,
Jab k Pakistani POLice Kuttay Nahi rakhti kYUn k wo Soonghtay hUay POlice Station Puhanch jatay Hain..
agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna hoTa To us Ka kya Name Hota?/
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ChaudrI Pakistan


sMs G@mblr
InTErNaTioNaL SurvEy sE isS baat ka pata chaLa
hai k aurtain marte dam tak Sath nahin Chorhtien





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MaRD Ka NaHI FaSHION Ka . . . :p :d ;->
Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.

Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.

Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<