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-=- Height Of Progress -=-

a Cannibal
Uses
Knife & Fork To Eat ... ;->

// Height Of
Job Frustration //

a Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->

Whats difference

Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LaST NYT?
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LaST NIGHT..!

Whats difference

Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LaST NYT?
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LaST NIGHT..!

Check Out 3D Msg first time on mob

Check Out 3D Msg first time on mob
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D D D..
NICE Na KaL 4D BEJUNGa!

Breaking News!

Breaking News!

Nipa Chowrangi Per 3 Taxi
Or 2 Bus Ko Na Maloom afraad Ne Roka
Or Us Main Sawaar Hokar

apne apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D

Pathan , Sindhi , Balochi

Pathan , Sindhi , Balochi ne Farishtay Se Kaha...
aLLaH Se arz Karo..

Jahan Dekho Har Field Main Punjabi Hi Hote Hain akhis Kyo ??

Farishta : Main Hunay Gaya Te Hunay aya !!!

Child 2 Dentist Doctor..!!!

Child 2 Dentist Doctor..!!!

Kya Dard k Baigar Bhi Daant nikalay Ja Saktay Hain ??

Dr: Nahi

Child: ager Main Nikal K Dikhao

Dr: nikaloo

Child: He He He He He He

Wife : Tum tou chahty

Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai''n
tumhari ho jaye''n ...

Husband : Meri kismat
ZaRDaRI jesi kahan... ;->

Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Pathan''s Wife Bought a
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
along Wid a Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->

Meri Ek Naak Hy

Meri Ek Naak Hy
aankhe''n Hyn Do

Meri Ek Naak Hy
aankhe''n Hyn Do

Tum Ne Meri aankh
Main aansu Dekhy

ab
Jhank Kr Naak K
Choohey b Dkho ... ;->

Walk In Ur Own Path,

Walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People Will Say

ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi

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