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Why Memons are banned to play hockey & football.........?

Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain =)

Garnal Major Ne aik Roz aik Mulazim Ko
Bulaya aur Sakht Lehje Mai Kaha

Mai Ne Pechle 2 Saal Mai Ye Bat Khas Tor Par Note Ki Ha K Jub Bhi apni khala Ki Bemari Ka Keh Kr Daftar Se Choti Le kr Jate Ho Us Roz Zoror Koi Cirkt Match Hota Hai

Mulazim Sar Kujate Howe Bola ap Ka Kehne ka Matlb Ye Ha K Meri Kala Bemari ka Bhana Karti Hai . . . ?

Sunye Rat Ko Mai Kawab Dekha K

Wife : Sunye Rat Ko Mai Kawab Dekha K ap Ne
Mujhe Naye Kapre Karidney k Lye 2 Hazar Rupee Diye Ha ap YaqaNan kud Ko itna Bare Dil Wala Sabit
kare Ga Jitna Mai Ne Kawab Mai Dekha

Husband : Ha Bagum Tum Wo 2 Hazar apne Pas Hi
Rakho jo Mai Ne tumhien Khawab Mai Diye the . . ;->

Sahab:

Sahab:
Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)

"BAHR-UL-KAHIL"

Teacher: "BaHR-UL-KaHIL"
Kisay kEhtay hain?

StudEnt: Jo bEhra oR KahiL Ho
Usay Bahr-ul-kahil
Kehtay hain.

I''ve No Girlfriend

I''ve No Girlfriend

I''ve No Girl friend

I''ve No GirL Friend

I''ve No GirL Friend

Tum aPnay wa|i ka Number dE Do

Poori Das Ho jain gI

Do You Know Khanani

Do You Know Khanani & Kalia Ka Case Lamba Kese Ho Gaya?

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On Ka Kehna Hai Ke Hum Se
Bara Chor Or Pakistan Ko
Lotne Wala To Is Mulk Ka Sadar Hai ;)

The Prospective Son In

The Prospective Son In
Law Was askd By His
Girlfriend''s Father:
"Son, Can U Support a
Family?"

He Replied
"Well No Sir, I Was Just
Planning To Support Ur
Daughter,
The Rest Of U Have To
Fend Urselves" ;->

Ek bangali Mareez: "Dr Sahab

Ek bangali Mareez:
"Dr Sahab
Potla Potla Potty aata
Hy
Khaany Ko Mann Nahi
Kerta Hy"

Dr:
"Ye Lo Dawai
Motta Motta Potty
aaye Ga
Jese Marzi Kaat k
Khana ..."

Americans make a car

americans make a car
& 2 get some touch ups
They snd it 2 Japan
& they add a faster engine
Thn Japan sent it 2 UK
Who then added tinted windows
Who thn sent d car to China.
They added a better interior.
Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan.
Pakistani luk @ d car & see
What a good job all of them have done.
So they flip the car over
&
Put a stamp on MaDE IN PaKISTaN .. ;->

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purey ek darjan
''desi''
aanday hain.
meri taraf se sardi ka tohfa..
^ HaPPY WINTER SEaSON ^ (:->

I Looked

I

Looked

4

U

Up

Down

Left

Right

Here

There

Everywhere

just

2

spray

MORTEIN.... ;->

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