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Ladies
N
Gentalmen
Please
Put
Ur
Handz
Together
For
Clap
ND
Welcome
Dis
Outstanding
Sms
To
Ur
Inbox
By
Brillant
Txter..;->
Breakup Tips :

How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover''z Mind 4 U ??


Simple

Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:


I LOVE U TOO
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...


Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?


Memon:
Nalaik aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
Govt ne awam ki mohabat ka kesa sila dia
Itni mahengae kar d k sab ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayad salary barh
jaeygi
Salary to barhi nahe "GHaNTa" barha dia ;->
Shahbaz Sharif:

Zardari Ki Beti aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .

Nawaz Sharif:

Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis a Jai Gi . . . .

Zardari:

Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje ay Gi Ghanta agy Ho Gya Hai ...=P;->
Memon at Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...
Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
anda Khao..!!
Nurse : Mubarak Ho apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BaP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue ap Itni Sexy aur
Beautiful Hen ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->
Blackmailing In New Style=


Employee To Boss: agar aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,



To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K



"aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->
"Bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.

"Phir Chalan Kaisa

Sarjant.

Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..
Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

Memon adhi Drip Laga Kar acha Hogaya aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"