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d card k golden numbers dikhao?

Pathan Ny NaDRa K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NaDRa Waly Pagal Ho Gye.

Pathan Bola,

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" =P

ao chupan chupai khelty hen

Girl: ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen

agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi

Boy: age Me Na Dhund Saka To

Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)

ek pathan ghalti se

Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

aur Bola:

Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi aayega. :-)

ek boy ro raha tha:

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: aaj mere abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

"Jutta" Sirf "azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.

amazing home remedies

amazing Home Remedies

a Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)

cricket mei ksi player

Beta Baap Se: agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???

Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TaUFFEL" ;->

cricket mei ksi player

Beta Baap Se: agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???

Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TaUFFEL" ;->

tum badey ho kr kia karo gy ?

Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

Student: Shaadi ..

Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?

Student: Dulha ..

Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?

Student: Dulhan ..

Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >

student: Nikkah ... =P ;)

interesting but true

Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
a. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
a. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
a. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
a. Shadi... =P ;->

chinese larki ko dekh kr mom boli

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le aye hO?

Son: Mom ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay aana... =P ;->

10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha

Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"

BaCHa: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."

"KIa aaP K SHOHaR KO MaLUM HY
K aP KISI GHaIR MaRD SE BaaT KaR RaHE HaN... =P ;->

during the match

During the match

batsman LBW hoa

1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,

lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.

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