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Punjab Coventon ki kamyaabi k baad MQM k leaders k naye naam:

Choudry Haider abbas Rizvi

Faisal Butt Subzwari

Rauf Gujjar Siddiqui

Mian Farooq Sattar

Shaikh Waseem akhtar

Rana Babar Gouri

Syed Mustafa Kamal Gillani . . . ;->

Top SEVEN funny SMS characters, by rank:

<[;-{) Pathan

#:@ Sardar

[]:-( Fraz

{:-< Zardari

;^O Shaikh

B~) Meera

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d;^> Pappu

Tu kia samjha k main TERa nam laine lagga hon,
nahe Jan|x abhi tou itna mashoor nai hua... =P ;->


One fine day Meera was walking by the river
and suddenly saw a crocodile,


she screamed...

" O MY Gaad, LaCOSTE " ;->

Dekhtay hain k kon khush naseeb is sawal ka jawab "Yes" mein deta hai??
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.....Light hai ? :-)

......Reply must ;->

Wife ( Kitchen Se ): aji Suntay Ho,
Mai aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.


Husband: Tumhain Kese Pata?


Wife: aaj kal Meri Khubsorti Dekh Kar Rotiyan Bhi Jal Rahi Hain. :-)

This is How ayesha Got Married to Shoaib on Phone.

ayesha: Hello Shoaib, afghanistan ka Capital Kya hai?
Shoaib: Kabul

ayesha: Sunai Nahi De Raha hai!
Shoaib: Kabul

ayesha: arey baba Phir Se Bolo.
Shoaib: Kabul

and They Got Married. :-)

No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,

it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!


larki khoobsurat kutte k sath ja rahi thi
k Larke ne dekh ker kaha aap dono behn bhai hain
larki-// ap ko hm dono main se kon pasand hai
Larka-// yaqeenan tm
larki-// to phir is k liye apni behn le aao
hamare yahan watta satta chalta hai...=P;->:-P


Mallika Ko MIXER pe kaam karte Dekh k Naukar Bola:


Madam, JUICE Bana Rahi ho kya?

Mallika: Na Re Baba!

Main to apne Kapde Dho Rahi Hon. :-)




Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:


Larky ne Larki se pucha: aapko KHaNa BaNaNa aata hai?

Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BaNaNa KHaNa aata hai. :-)


China Ka Mobile Kabhi Bhi Na Lena Faraz....



Us K Cameray K Result Itna acha Nhi Hota.....

Barae Meherbani Dawaen Bachon Ki Phonch Se Door Rakhen

FaRaZZ

Ziyada Tabiyat Kharab Ho To Doctor Se Rujuh Karen