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Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JaaNI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)


aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

aaL IZ WELL.

aaL IZ WELL. :-)

Hum aise Dost Hain aap K

Jisko Dekho to Khuwab

Socho to Khayal

Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu

aazmao to Sacha Dost

Or

Bhool Jao to aapki aisi ki Taisi. :-)

Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

Ethay Tey anni pai Hoi aye.

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Sardar:
a Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.


Difference Between Friend & Wife

You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"


Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-
"Dost ke piche mat bhago.agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFrnd k piche bhagoDost jhakh marke tumare piche ayega"


TUM SE aCHa TO KUTTa HaI..
Pappu..!


Kam Se Kam LaRKI Palat Palat K DekhTi tu Hai...


k,


Kahin aa To Nahi Raha... =P ;->


Friendship means:
u happy i happy,
u sad i sad,
u cry i cry,
u laugh i laugh,


u fell down in mud




i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak... ;->


We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
a doubt by back bencher association =P ;->

My name iz khan ka
Part 3 a anay wala hy . . .

My name iz gujjar n i m not a kanjar... ;->


Lay Jigar 3 Jawan aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:

Lata Mangeshkar:
03339200068

Fatima Suraiyya Bajiya:
03215659217

abida Parveen:
03218525363


ab Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Na Karna.

Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang aa Gaya Hon.

Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.

Wife: acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.