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Hansa: Praful Confuse Matlab?

Praful: Confuse Hansaaaa

Jab Humaare Ghar Pe Light Chali Jaati Hai To Kudkud-Kumar Babuji Kya Kehte Hain?

Hansa: ae Babuji To Kehte Hain Ki

"Lo Fuse Ud Gaya

ab Fuse Theek Kaun Karega? Kaun Fuse Theek Karega?

Kaun Fuse.

acchha Confuse...achhaa acchha Confuse
Hansa: Praful... Permit Matlab??

Praful: Permit Hansaaaa

Wo Jalandhar Mein Mera Dost Rehta Hai Na,

Gurpreet.. Uski Biwi Ka Naam Kya Tha...?

Hansa: Gurpreet Ki Biwi..

Parmeet...


acchha Parmeet... Permit!
"Doctorate"

Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??
Prafful: Doctorate Hansa
Woh apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??
Hansa: achha Who
Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr
Majama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...
Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??
Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr already ate... Dr ate... Doctorate
Hansa and Praful From Khichdi

DECIDE

Hansa : Pradul "Decide" Matlab ?
Praful : "Decide" Hansa

Vo Casettee Player Mein Hum Casettee Nahi Dalte

Usme Hota Hai Na

"a Side"

"B Side"

To

"C-Side"

"D- Side" --->

"Decide"
Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?

Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!

Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?

Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,

Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!

In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .

Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .
alphabet

Hansa: Praful alphabet Matlab

Praful: alphabet Hansa,

Local Train Mein Safar Karte Hoye Maasi Jaise Hi Koi

Seat Khali Dekhti Hai To Wo apni Beti alpha Se Kya Kehti Hai?

Hansa: alpha Beth Seat Pe,alpha Beth,


acha Toh Yeh alphabet
Hansa: Praful, Formality Matlab?

Praful: Formality, Hansa!!

Praful: Formal Yaane Formal Kapde aur Tea Maane Chaai,

Formal Kapde Pehen Kar Chai Peene Ko Formality Kehte Hain!!
asset

Hansa : Prafulll "asset" Matlab ??

Praful : asset Hansaaa . . .

Jab Hum Gaadi Mein Jaate Hai and Jab Gaadi Signal Par Rukti Hai. . .

Taab
Vo Bhikari Log aa Kar Kya Bolte Hai . . .

"aee Seth . . .Thoda Paisa Do Naa" . . .

"Eee Sethh ... " ... asset ..
Depend

Hansa : Yeh Depend Kya Hota Hai Prafful??


Prafful : Depend Hansa . . .

Wo Swimming Pool Mein Ek Taraf To Paani Kam Gehra
Hota Hai,

aur Dusri Side Zyada Gehra... Deep-End.. Depend
Tournament

Hansa:- ae He He Praful,

Tournament Matlab

Praful:- Tournament Hansa!!!

Ye Jo Tumne Jhumke Pehne Hain,

Gehne Pehne Hain
Inko English Me Kya Kehte Hain, Bolo Bolo!!

Hansa:- aaa Han Han Tournament, (Hansa Khush)

Melisa:-(Chidh Kar)are Use Tournament Nahi Ornament Kehte Hain

Hansa:- are Kuchh Bhi Mat Bolll

Ek Jhhumka -- Ornament

Do Jhhumke -- Two Ornament "Tournament"

ae Praful!! Ye Melisa Ko Bhi Babuji Ki Tarah Kuchh Bhi Nahi ataa
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what
a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they
both melted in each others arms...
Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved"s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.