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ankhon mein shrrafat.


chal mein nazaakat.


dil mein sachai.


phir kyon na bole ap o her lerki



MERa BHaI,MERa BHaI.


akk de bootey gulab disde.


Neheran de pani laal disde.

Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan paintan.

aj de mundey nawab disdey....
One Of D
Intellignt
Monkey
Missing
In
Zoo.!
Its Name Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is!
Dont Worry
It Is Not U,
Bcoz
It Is Intelligent
One Mms Recieved

Name:Video Clip

Time:2 Min 35 Sec

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Mobile Ki auqaat Dekhi Hai?

Video Dekhen Ge.
GoLdEn WoRdS
agar TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe
Na Pa SkO Tu...
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''LaNaT HaI Tm Pe'' ;->


after 7 Days!

after 159 Hrs!

after 16890 Mins

after 1015200seconds!

Sub Log.....
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Jo Bhi Karen, ap Ko Kya Taklef Hai?
aap apna Kam Karein:-)
BE - aLERT

KOI BHI
KUCH BHI
KHaaNEY KO DEY

MaT-KHaaNa

IDHaR - UDHaR
NIGaH - RaKHNa
Kyu - K


Kyu-K

CITY-GOVT NE
KUTTa MaaR MOHIM

STaRT KaR DI HaI... :p@@@@
If a Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

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I Know U Both Will Start Playing...

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!
I Want




2




Kill U




But I Can''t,Bcoz,




I.P.C.340(B)


"according 2this Rule,

Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys

R Strictly Prohibited.''
Bhoot Ki Beti apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand acha Nhi

abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->
Gadhay K Bachche
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10inch k hotay hain




Kuttay Ki Nasal
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Mukhtalif kisam ki hoti hain




Bandar K Bachchay
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Shararti hote he..;->
Ye sms us behanchod
ko karen jisne apse kaha
1 may ko sms pakag khtm
hojaynge mene apna farz
pura krdia ab ap b bhejo ta
k ye gali asal
bande tk pohanche =P ;->