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Ek MsG RoZ
KeEp De FrIeNd ClOsE

DiN MaIn PaaanCh(5)
DoStI Pe Na aaYe aaNcH

DiN MaIn DuS..
MiLe Yaari Ka RuS..

Din MaIn BeeS
PeHlE Ek Tou KeR KhaBeEs... ;->
Zalil honay Ka Sub Se asan Tarika...!

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Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!! :P
Jab ap paida huEy tab, aakash sE phOoL barsE,
PariyOn nE jashan kia,
GhEe k diyE jaLayE,
aur bole
CHaLO CHUTKaRa TO MILa,
aB DUNYa WaaLE BHUGTaINGE... ;->
My Eyes – Miss U





My Feelings – Loves U





My Mind – Calls U




My Life Is U






I’ll Die Widout U



I love U





aisa Tumhari Girl Friend Mujhe Bholti Hai.”
SambhaaLoo Us ko..... :P
God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not afford U Coz...

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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar..
Pehle chitthi k badle taar aata tha,

ek bulave pe mera yaar aata tha.

ab padh kar delete karte hai mere sms ko,

kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha.
aYE KaaaaSH....!
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K TUM.....
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MaRaSI HOTaY TO MaIN TUM KO aPNI SHaDI PaR
DHOL BaJaNaY K LIYE BHULaTa
Your account has been recharged successfully by rs. 1490.74.
Your account bal is 1601.98!
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haha Chehera To Dekho, Jaise Bandar Ko Kela Mil Gaya!
aap Ki X-Ray Report aa Gayi Hy
Dekh Len


















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Ghabrane Ki Baat Nahi Hai
Bus aap K andar Ek Keera Hai
Jo aap Ko Msg Nahi Kerne Deta ;->
Ek Kabotar




Itna Ura





Itna Ura





Itna Ura





Buhat upar gaya





Itna





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Bus ab nazar
Nai a raha apna kaam kro,
Kal Dhondin gay.
1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D

a
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best

Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads

cow:
i give milk




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Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...